Insurers pull out (fnarr fnarr) of virginity cover!

[longmanshort]

Three sisters, all virgins, took out an insurance policy to ensure they had the money to bring up Christ should any of them immaculately conceive ...

What's odd is that the insurance company only withdrew the policy after complaints about it, rather than just laughing the sisters out of the office in the first place.

Possibly the weirdest story of the year ...

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/highlands_and_islands/5105946.stm" target="_blank">Holy conception, Batman!

[scutfink]

So who's going to pay for the second coming now?

Us taxpayers I suppose.

Bloody typical grumble grumble grumble...

:)

[Satanist]

Its just another example of single mothers trying to screw the system. They'll want a free stable next.

[Funt Solo]

Never mind Lois Lane, I think Joseph is the stupidest man in fiction, believing that tripe about  an immaculate conception.

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Funny story - but what it boils down to is that those women had found a bizarre way to give money to charity, and the church essentially blocked it.  

[scutfink]

But why would you need a bizarre way to give money to charity when there are plenty of ordinary methods?

[Dan Kelly]

> So who's going to pay for the second coming now?


I think it was the first coming they were more worried about...





...I'll get my coat shall I?