EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!

[Jenny-Mek]

PVS, you remember what you said about the Malteaser monsters? Well...
I FOUND A HOLLOW ONE!!!!!!!!
There's a 30-foot high insectoid monster wandering around Chippenham!!!! HELP!!!!
We must track down this beast and slay it before it incubates others, if we are to save Earth from the ravages of this chocolate-coated evil!

[Oddboy]

The age-long incubating period is over????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[paulvonscott]

Oh dear...

It's begun...

I knew it would happen one day, if not a packet of Maltesers, then maybe a pack of Revels.  Man has played his crazy insane chocolate roulette too long...

Mankinds fitful reign over this planet is at an end, the Maltesoids are at large...

Your only hope is to pierce the Maltesoids triple hearts with a sharpened toblerone before it enters its next stage in development...

Imagine a 200ft tall Terry's chocolate orange opening up to devour all life on this planet, in it's segmented jaws...

If you can't get hold of a toblerone, and I pray you can, then try leaving a curly wurly in the freezer.

If there's time...

Oh God!  If there's time!

[Jenny-Mek]

AAAARGH! I'm doomed! Malteasers just aren't worth the sugary foam they contain. All the razor-edged confectionary in the world cannot save me now...