The Best News today

[Funt Solo]

You're quite right, I don't know what I was thinking.

No, wait...

She's an evil witch that doesn't deserve to live.

(You almost had me there.)

[Matt Timson]

Another wonderfully informed opinion, brought to you by the wonders of the internet...

[COMMANDO FORCES]

I love Maggie.
She let me Buy a house!

[Lobo Baggins]

Best news today....?

My 14 year old cat Bluebottle went missing on the 2nd and had been given up for dead.

Today, the 13th, he's just wandered back in as though nothing had happened.  But we were all very pleased to see him anyway!

[Dudley]

That's lovely, particularly happening on the same day that Texas attempts to legalise...

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6173535.stm" target="_blank">Guns for the Blind

[Matt Timson]

"This opens up the fun of hunting to additional people, and I think that's great," said Mr Kuempel.

Yay America.

[johnnystress]

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[Funt Solo]

The Cat:

Sounds like it found another source of food.  Cats - no loyalty.

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The blind hunters:

"Woohoo - even though I'm blind, I just shot a defenceless animal!  Was it gory?"

- "As fuck!"

"Cool.  Is it twitching?"

- "Yep - and it's shit itself."

[Queen Firey-Bou]

"Woohoo - even though I'm blind, I just shot a defenceless animal! Was it gory?"

- "As fuck!"

"Cool. Is it twitching?"

- "Yep - and it's shit itself."

.... " hang on it had a collar on, saying tibbles, thats not your missing cat youve just shot is it ?"

[Funt Solo]

Definitely a pitch for Tharg's Blind Terror Tales.

[paulvonscott]

An American couple apparently try living with several million bees in their kitchen, but eventually admit defeat... the freaks.

(DISCLAIMER:  If anyone later turns out to have been stung to death by these bees, I apologise for adding it to the good news thread).

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/help/3681938.stm" target="_blank">Save the Bees

[paulvonscott]

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/" target="_blank">See on the right, also in the news...

[Carlsborg Expert]

Definitely a pitch for Tharg's Blind Terror Tales.

Dick Chaney for President!

Of the blind hunters club.

[johnnystress]

Great news

My band just received an email form a promoter in Germany- he will supply the van, pay us and sort out all the gigs- all we have to do is buy the plane tickets!

except we split up about five years ago

damn

[Carlsborg Expert]

We got a gig tonight in Chorlton.

There's a Polish guy willing to do the same as your German mate. I think he is going over for Christmas to arrange things. Polish Wrock Man! V.