New Poll: What is the unfunniest funny story ever published in 2000AD?

[Jim_Campbell]

"Oooh - hark at me. Two glasses of wine and I thinks I know all about humour."

Two glasses of wine? You big poof! I'll see your two glasses of wine and raise you a bottle and a half of gin.

As my good friends Milk and Cheese observed: "Gin makes me daring!"

Cheers!

Jim

[Bico]

You drink like women.

Me and my friend Jack are here until one is dead.

[Jim_Campbell]

"Me and my friend Jack are here until one is dead."

And does your friend Jack confer immunity from malaria?

I didn't think so.

Oh, no ... G&T ... the drink of Kings.

Oh, yes!

Jim

[paulvonscott]

I'm just here till the guinness runs out, which is soon thankfully.

[Jim_Campbell]

"I'm just here till the guinness runs out"

Well, anaemia holds no fear for you!

Cheers!

Jim

[I, Cosh]

What? Am I reading this right?

DR & Quinch, the least funny story in 2000AD history?

No. You're not reading it right.

I just compiled a list of all the overt comedy strips I could think of and got there ratings from the Profiles page. Therefore, DR & Quinch is rated the funniest. Or best comedy strip if you like as I'm sure you could argue a clear semantic difference.

[Jim_Campbell]

"No. You're not reading it right."

I thought I couldn't be. Thanks for the clarification ...

Right. Back to the sofa for me, with a G&T and a DVD. Hurrah!

Cheers!

Jim

[Tiplodocus]

They were big glasses - over a pint in each.

[Tweak72]

Big Dave

[Adrian Bamforth]

Don't forget B.L.A.I.R.1.

ADE