The Twelve Thrills of Chistmas

[ming]

I enjoyed this thread so much last year, I'm going to post it again.  Feel free to start a new version.

Altogether now: ??On the 12th day of Thrill-mas Mighty Tharg gave to me..
12 Juddas Juddering!
11 Kleggs a-chomping!
10 JIMPs (mis)judging!
9 Volgs a-funking!
8 Robots Malfunctioning!
7 Gunsharks shooting!
6 simps shalumphaling !
5 Bold thrills!!!!!!
4 Judges, Dark
3 French Finns
2 Total Wars
...And a cartridge in a perp's knee!

[Noisybast]

Heh...

[Concrete Block 15]

Ho. Ho. Ho.

[DavidXBrunt]

On the twelth day of Thrill-mas The Mighty One gave to me...

12 Strontys dogging...

Anyone for 11?

[Funt Solo]

11 banzais' stomping

(Is that the right place to put the apostrophe?)

[Adrian Bamforth]

In a similar vein, I always wanted to see a 2000AD strip where a big violent fragfight kicks off, with the footer:

Next week: Super-calibre-frag-ballistic-explode-all-atrocious!

(Any writers out there please make it happen.)

ADE