wishmaster

[Doggy Carrots]

granted but they take up the entire inside of your house and you have to live on the streets

i wish i had created judge dredd ha ha

[Tweak72]

i wish i had created judge dredd
granted but then it probibly wouldnt be as good

I wish i didnt have herpys

[Doggy Carrots]

"granted but then it probibly wouldnt be as good"
hoi thats below the belt ha ha you don't know what i can do with dredd (i ment that in a non gay way)

"I wish i didnt have herpys"

granted but you get hiv instead

i wish i was more popular

[House of Usher]

Granted. You are more popular, but only with kerb-crawlers, by virtue of giving blowjobs for free in the meat-packing district after midnight.

I wish I was happy and contented.

[Tweak72]

I wish I was happy and contented.


Granted. but You would probibly ruin it by getting a girlfriend

[Tweak72]

i wish i had remembered to wish

[Doggy Carrots]

granted but you would have to forget most of your life for the capacity of it to fit

i wish for chocolate

[Tweak72]

i wish for chocolate

granted but you would have no room after eating ALL the pies

[Doggy Carrots]

ha ha you forgot to wish again

[Tweak72]

bugger

[Funt Solo]

I wish I had a full-sized, fully operational, easy-to-operate, with instruction manual, no need for re-fuelling or re-arming, unlocked when I get it, Millenium Falcon.

[Max Kon]

granted, but then you ass would be sore

i wish it wasn't so hot at night here

[Doggy Carrots]

granted but now its too cold

i wish i can fly

[Buttonman]

OK but you are now R Kelly.

I wish I could beat my long standing 10K record of a pathetic 50 minutes.

[Richmond Clements]

Granted- but you can NEVER STOP RUNNING!!!

I wish I was not balding.