Things we'd like to see

[Det Blvd]

In a recent interview (Megazine 261) Pat Mills said concerning his approach to writing, "â?¦ you just have to follow the dictates of your individual muse".  He cited a number of examples, one of which was Thomas the Tank Engine.  I'd like to see what he'd have done with that.

[Funt Solo]

Fat Controller: "All trains are evil and will be tortured for fun, and later purged from existence!"
(Fan: "Mills is so fat-ist!")
Thomas: "Rise up, subjugated trains!  Rise up, and overthrow ALL the fat controllers!"
(Fan: "See!  A complete fat-ist!")

[Trout]

I shudder to think what would happen to Clarabelle...

[TordelBack]

"Where are you sending me, Fat Controller?".
"To Crew Junction in the year 2007 - they have need of your firebox there".