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KISS KISS BANG BANG

Started by Tiplodocus, 24 October, 2007, 01:13:33 PM

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Tiplodocus

Not SF but quite a cool thriller from Shane Black (Lethal Weapon, Long Kiss Goodnight but this has much less ludicrous stuff in it).

There's a cracking knowing script (pulp detective novels, Hollywood - OK these are easy targets but it hits them well) and top performances from Robert Downer Jr. and Val Kilmer ("No, I'm up to my neck in pussy, I just like the name").

I've seen the leading lady (Michelle Monaghan?) somewhere before but can't be bothered looking up IMDB from work? Any clues?

I couldn't find the "Good films you may not have heard of" thread so can't figure out if this was on it or not.
Be excellent to each other. And party on!


Goaty

I do love the film, You never expect this scene!

Robert as Harry: Well what I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?"
[Loads one round into the revolver to play Russian Roulette]
Harry: Where is she? Where the fuck is Harmony? You want to play hardball? I can do that.
[Spins the chamber and points the gun]
Harry: Where is the girl?
[Shoots the guy in the head]
Val as Gay Perry: [Stuttering at first] What did you just do?
Harry: [Confused] I just put in one bullet, didn't I?
Gay Perry: You put a live round in that gun?
Harry: Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance.
Gay Perry: Eight? Who taught you math!

Satanist

"Assumption just makes an Ass out of you and Umption!"

Its a real good film.
Hmm, just pretend I wrote something witty eh?

Funt Solo

That's from The Long Kiss Goodnight, isn't it?

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Anyway, KK-BB is good fun, aye.
An angry nineties throwback who needs to get a room.

Satanist

"That's from The Long Kiss Goodnight, isn't it? "

And you made the connection that they're from the same writer! Well done, no I wasnt quoting from the wrong film at all. ;-D

I could have sworn that was KKBB. Need sleep.
Hmm, just pretend I wrote something witty eh?

Goaty

and also Shane Black written for The Last Boy Scout!
Scenes from Last Boy Scout....
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Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.
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Joe Hallenbeck: Leather pants.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: What's something like that run?
Jimmy Dix: Six-fifty.
Joe Hallenbeck: Six hundred and fifty dollars?
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: They're pants.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: You wear them?
Jimmy Dix: YES.
Joe Hallenbeck: They don't, like, have a TV in them or something?
Jimmy Dix: Nope.
Joe Hallenbeck: I am very old.