The big Friday question!

[Dudley]

Hah!  You reckon you could take a giraffe?  LIONS are afraid of taking on giraffes.  You'd be dead before it finished its first neck-sweep, I don't care how hard you are.

Me, I'd take advantage of my specialist skills and opt to fight a swarm of angry bees.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

I hope you don't mean those African Killer Bees that we keep hearing about!!!!!!!!!
Good Luck.

[Peter Wolf]

 I was attacked by a German shepard /alsatian dog once.Unfortunately i had to hit him/her across the nose as a deterrent.It was easy but i didnt enjoy doing it in the slightest.They are quite nice natured dogs as well.Their bark is worse than their bite usually.

[soggy]

Put me down for a panda :)

[Max Kon]

can it be extinct? Do we have a time traveling machine to take us to fight it?

[ukdane]

I was attacked by a German shepard /alsatian dog once
I was peed on by one of those, whilst out walking a year or so back. Monster of a dog bounded up to me, cocked it's leg, peed then fucked off back home across the street. Owner didn't even appologise.

I was bitten in the face by a cocker spaniel as a kid. But it'd be too easy to take one of those on now.

[Hoagy]

I'd love to take on a pterodactyl.

Always wondered what its like to get into a fight with the drokker!!

If gotten on the ground with some small lamb as bait, jump on its back and sink my teeth into its wing.

It needs to be high up to take off theoretically, doesn't it?

Well anyway;

Oi pterodactyl, BOSH!

[SamuelAWilkinson]

You planning on dukin' it out with a velociraptor, Max?

[scutfink]

Something Krombasher just said reminded me, I recokn I could take Geoff Woad (Like, humans are animals too, y'dig?) He has to've slipped off his peak at least 30 years ago. But I'm still in my prime.

[WoD]

I wouldn't relish taking on a Pig.  as for the other main farmyard animals;
Chicken...easy.  Name says it all
Turkey...tougher, but no match for me
Goose..he's cooked.
Sheep...I'm Welsh, it will be a push over.
Cow...as previously stated I reckon I could take him.

[mogzilla]

i always remember my grandad telling me of the front leg thing,doesnt it put strain on the heart or something?
me i'd like to take on a sheep (in the killing sense of course!!) those evil sideways eyes prove their the spawn of the devil!!!

[WoD]

been attacked by a swan...that was scary and not very nice.  They are also persistant...chased us for miles.

Been bit on the bridge of the nose by an alsation, so revenge would be good.

Also been kicked by a horse, and I reckon, with a bit of training...I could take em on.  'Shergar' the lot of em.

[Peter Wolf]

 I have been headbutted by 2 people at once.One in front .One from behind. It didnt have much effect really.


  I was chased and stung [about 30 times] in the woods once by a swarm of wasps that were moving nest so they attack anything in the way of their path.There were so many of them i actually had to run through the woods while being stung to the nearest house i could get to .I just let myself into someones house to escape the wasps.I was about 13 at the time.


 Difficult things to fight though.

[Floyd-the-k]

I accept that naming sharks doesn't make me clever, but given that an Australian man did wrestle a shark on to the pier this year, perhaps I could take a shark. Mind you, I don't drink so wouldn't have his advantage there

[Hoagy]

Can I take on a Moose too?