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Started by the shutdown man, 25 January, 2008, 12:07:20 PM

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the shutdown man

It won't let me post on the Ultimate Link thread, I think it may be full.....

Link: http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/" target="_blank">Do's and Don'ts with baby

You're at the precipice Tony, of an enormous crossroads.

Proudhuff

now I see where i went wrong...

Trailertrash Huff
DDT did a job on me

LARF

What else am I supposed to do with the dishwasher then?


the shutdown man

You're at the precipice Tony, of an enormous crossroads.

TordelBack

Oh grud, I've done an awful lot of those so-obviously-bad-it's-funny things.  I still do the nose-picking thing.

the shutdown man

You're at the precipice Tony, of an enormous crossroads.

TordelBack

'Fraid so.  You want to see the things I've pulled out of there.  

the shutdown man

I kinda don't, but I can't fault your dedication to your parenting duties. :)

You're at the precipice Tony, of an enormous crossroads.

TordelBack

I can't fault your dedication to your parenting duties.

Frankly, it's the least offensive orifice he has.

mogzilla

have you tried using one of those devices for getting bogeys out? they dont work! the wifes little finger nail is quite adequate

mogzilla

...and the nappy check,theres nowt like a good sniff!go on youve all done it!

monty--

Just remember not to clothe the kid in a black tracksuit with a hood.

TordelBack

have you tried using one of those devices for getting bogeys out? they dont work!

Too true, utterly pointless.  And I have to actively stop myself lifting the little fella's arse up to nose level while on public transport.

The one parenty duty that I still can't handle is clipping nails - I just can't bring myself to do it, possibly because of an unfortunate incident with my dog's nails, an enthusiastically wielded clipper and lots of blood and yipping.


vzzbux

My three year old fights off the nose picking now but we have a new baby now hahahahahahahahahahaha...





V
Drokking since 1972

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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
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