2000ad the Porno

[Buttonman]

Sorry if this has been done before, but the recent rash of porno versions of Hollywood films mentioned in the notorious 'Speed dating' thread set me wondering what Tharg could do if he went that way.

So far I've got:

ACE FUCKING : THE FANNY FART (THE DOPPEL GARP)
STRONTIUM DOGGING : RAGER
RAVAGE : DOUBLE DILDO (SAVAGE DOUBLE YELLOW)
STICKYBACK : ENGLAND'S GLORY HOLE

and of course...

SPUNKER (JUNKER)

Too much time on my hands? You betcha.

[Hoagy]

Kingdong... there. I said it.
Kingdom

[Eric Plumrose]

Nemesis the Fullcock.

[satchmo]

The Visible Wang.

[modde]

I read that the best way to submit his work was to meet the team. When I could get the best opportunitie to see them during a convention in London? Or what is the best way to meet them and show them our work?

[Cthulouis]

The Day The Whore Died, in which Judge Cal gets up to some disturbing things with a variety of dead whores and one dead fish.

Puts new meaning to the phrases "The Big Smelly" and "Easy The Ferg".

[paulvonscott]

Harry 20 and his Hard C*ck

[satchmo]

Featuring The Big Red One

[Hoagy]

 Hammerweiner and Lock-Jaws star in Row'o'busties

[satchmo]

SHAGARA!

[Large48]

Fanny (Finn)

ok I know its shyte but at least I'm trying...

[Keef Monkey]

Judge Head in Total Whore

(Judge Dredd in Total War, just in case the pun is so dreadful as to be impenetrable).

[House of Usher]

erm... Flesh

[ming]

Before the thread gets er, yanked:

The ACDC Warriors
(Robo) Blowjob Hunter
Planet of the Bummed
Tharg's Future Cocks
The Balls Brothers

Grud, I could go on all day.  You're filthy, Bottomman, FILTHY.

[satchmo]

HellFeckers.