Life Spugs because...

[Jim_Campbell]

Barring a miracle, my wife will be redeployed to Afghanistan on September 1st.

Oh, for fuck's sake, Locusts -- can't you shoot her in the foot or something?

Cheers!

Jim

[Kerrin]

Shit news Locust. Best wishes to you both.

Paint her green and say she got Limey's Disease.

[vzzbux]

Is she allergic to anything Locust. If I eat rainbow trout I balloon and am ill for two weeks.





V

[Van Dom]

Aw man that is shit. If ever a miracle was needed...

[The Legendary Shark]

Indeed. Sucks bigtime.

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Photobucket has done it again

The latest victims...

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[TordelBack]

Sorry to hear that Locusts, you guys seriously need a break from that crap.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

The military, you gotta love the way they try and keep people in the fold. Family life, what family life!

[Proudhuff]

Sorry to hear that Loc, must be tough on you guys, so much for time between active service.


Hey! now you're pregnant can't she stay and help out?

[Roger Godpleton]

Sorry to hear you're still going through bad times LoD.

[ming]

Probably (i.e. certainly) of no help, Locusts - a (probably apocryphal) story goes that in the first world war, young men from Sheffield would down a bottle of Henderson's Relish in an attempt to avoid being sent to the front.  Apparently, going green and having all the symptoms of something rather nasty but without the doctors being able to diagnose it properly often did the trick.

Me, I just have a splash of it on me cheese on toast.

Really though - sorry to hear the ongoing crap you're having to deal with.  I hope things somehow go your way.


Life doesn't really spug over here, but we've ended up moving into a nice old wooden house which needs a lot of renovation... While we're living in it.  It's getting fixed up, but the going's slow, the builders' van broke down so they missed half a day, we've got a one-year old to entertain, another nipper on the way and the missus is stressed up to the eyeballs (but resists all attempts to get her to stay with her parents while the worst of the house is dealt with).  Actually, now I look at what I typed, that does seem a bit on the spuggy side.

Ho hum

[vzzbux]

Mrs went to doctors today with a big lump on her breast. All the symptoms of mastitis but she isn't pregnant (At least I hope not). Penicillin for two weeks then its back for a mammogram.
Life can be really shit sometimes.

Karen has been referred to a specialist, waiting on a phone call. Suppose we will just have to wait and see what the next few months bring.
I am more worried now than when I found a lump in my scrotal sac. That turned out to be small calcium build up and nothing to worry about.






V

[flip-r mk2]

LOD hope your wife's Tour of Duty(that would make a great title for a multi-part Dredd mega-epic) is a safe and boring one.
Vzzbux hope that everything goes well for your Mrs.


filip 

[mogzilla]

my daughter has fallen spectacularly out of bed and hurt her little arm and hip bylanding on her magazine rack nothing seems to be broken and shes calming down now but we will have to check it tomorrow...might bugger up her trip to bowling tho' which she was really looking forward to.

[Tiplodocus]

Well it doesn't spug on the scale of the above but somehow me and my big mouth have just wrecked a nice work night out. I am such a fucking cock sometimes.