Life Spugs because...

[The Legendary Shark]

[Peter Wolf]

I hear that POS Cunt Tony Blair is back on the electoral campaign trail again.

[Mike Gloady]

What for, POPE?!?

Ha ha ha ha. 

Ta for the support folks, organic probiotic yoghurt is one of the few thngs that seems to work apart from the kiss-arse anti-spasmodic drugs and codeine/paracetamol stuff on my repeat prescriptions (also included with mood stabilisers and anti-depressents).  Sadly nothing to help my dyslexia....

[wild-seven]

I've just taken all the skin off of the knuckle on the forefinger of my right hand - there's blood sloshing around EVERYWHERE

[Mike Gloady]

Ow.  Poor you.

[House of Usher]

Bloody oww! I've been doing carpentry since Saturday (saw, file, plane, drill, hammer, pliers, tin snips, staples and chickenwire), so plenty of opportunity for mishap, but nothing yet, thank goodness.

How bad is it? Bad enough to warrant antibiotic ointment on it?

[Roger Godpleton]

It spugs if you're a lady like me because Ricky Martin is gay.

[House of Usher]

It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good, Roger. I suppose it means there's more of him to go round for us blokes.

[brendan1]

It spugs if you're a lady like me because Ricky Martin is gay.

It must have come as a huge shock

[wild-seven]

Bloody oww! I've been doing carpentry since Saturday (saw, file, plane, drill, hammer, pliers, tin snips, staples and chickenwire), so plenty of opportunity for mishap, but nothing yet, thank goodness.

How bad is it? Bad enough to warrant antibiotic ointment on it?

antiseptic spray, worrying at the bit of skin hanging off of it and then an elastoplast EXTREME plaster. I'm being a wuss about it, I don't even want to look!

[Mike Gloady]

Elastoplast EXTREEEEME?  Is it abseiling on a BMX listening to NOFX while dropping acid?  Can't blame you for being a wuss about it, I'd be worse.

[IAMTHESYSTEM]

Drink Whisky, wild seven. A pint or so and your pain will melt away.

[wild-seven]

Drink Whisky, wild seven. A pint or so and your pain will melt away.

Can it be gin instead please?

[Gibson Quarter]

When you've been at the hospital with your daughter who has a 39.5 to 40 degree temp since SUNDAY ( +chills, barfing etc) and they STILL can't tell you what's wrong. I REALLY hope the docs figure it out soon. I'm off to hospital again to take the night shift .

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Fingers crossed for you there Gibson Quarter. Make sure that whoever it is looking after your child has had enough sleep.