Should the Board have a Mayor?

The Legendary Shark · 06 April, 2009, 06:11:01 PM

Quote from: "TordelBack"That's a well-trodden platform around these parts.

Ergo,

Vote TLS for brevity.

Roger Godpleton · 06 April, 2009, 06:12:39 PM

Quote from: "Judge Dredd, Johnny Alpha, Barack Obama, Batman and Naked Women"
QuoteRoger Godpleton is better than all of us put together.

The Legendary Shark · 06 April, 2009, 06:13:39 PM

Quote from: "Godpleton"TLS is my God

Vote TLS.

Kerrin · 06 April, 2009, 06:22:42 PM

What's the Times Literary Supplement got to do with all this anyway?

Bouwel · 06 April, 2009, 06:29:24 PM

QuoteVote TLS for a future free of evil root crops.

Lost my vote then.

*sulks*

-Bouwel-

The Legendary Shark · 06 April, 2009, 06:31:44 PM

Quote from: "Bouwel"Lost my vote then.

*sulks*

-Bouwel-

Well, I can paint some potatoes red and dip them in vinegar for you. This is my pledge to the electorate.

Vote TLS for gaudy potatoes.

Bouwel · 06 April, 2009, 06:32:41 PM

Ummmm..maybe. In vinegar you say?

We shall have to see on the grand day methinks.

-Bouwel-

Roger Godpleton · 06 April, 2009, 06:43:12 PM

Quote from: "the_legendary_shark"
QuoteMy favourite song is "Cotton Eyed Joe". I fancy your mother.

Kerrin · 06 April, 2009, 06:53:06 PM

My vote will go to whoever offers the largest complimentary cake.

But you'll still have to fight an orangutan to the death in order to qualify.

Then there's your track record of naked sundays to be taken into account.

I'm yet to be convinced as to the integrity of any of the candidates, but then I haven't received any cake so far.

Bouwel · 06 April, 2009, 07:03:47 PM

*waits for the 5 seconds between a post including the word 'cake' and the internet meme 'The cake is a lie..' to appear*

-Bouwel-

The Legendary Shark · 06 April, 2009, 09:23:30 PM

Free cakes for everyone.

And just what's wrong with Cotton Eyed Joe? A little eyeist slip there from the Honourable Gentleman...

Vote TLS for all your cakey needs.

Roger Godpleton · 06 April, 2009, 09:44:22 PM

I'll give you all cake. FIST CAKE.

Satanist · 07 April, 2009, 09:30:11 AM

Erm, doesn't all this voting malarkey go against the anarchist punk grain which once ran through 2000AD? Or are we going to put the winner in a tutu and clown mask and parade them through the streets?

TordelBack · 07 April, 2009, 11:40:56 AM

Quote...are we going to put the winner in a tutu and clown mask and parade them through the streets?

In that case, I change my allegiance to Sir Roger of Godpleton.

The Legendary Shark · 07 April, 2009, 11:52:08 AM

Quote from: "TordelBack"
Quote...are we going to put the winner in a tutu and clown mask and parade them through the streets?

In that case, I change my allegiance to Sir Roger of Godpleton.

That's probably very wise. I haven't got the legs for a tutu, but the clown mask might actually be an improvement.

Vote Godlpleton for pirouetting Pierrots.