Where's my mobile phone charger?

[Tiplodocus]

Come on, somebody must know wehre it is.

[M.I.K.]

Have you looked under that chair over there?

[Richmond Clements]

Where was the last place you seen it?

Well it must still be there then, becasue I haven't moved it.

[SamuelAWilkinson]

Presumably, it's quite near the socket you habitually plug it into. That's where mine always is, anyway.

[Buddy]

Your daughter has hidden it, but will deny all knowledge of ever seeing it.

I lost my mobile for three months only to find it in my sons mothers knicker drawer (somewhere i never venture).

Never trust kids, they look so innocent but are really the devil incarnate.

[Jim_Campbell]

I've got it. How much will you pay to get it back?

Cheers

Jim

[I, Cosh]

I sent you a text to let you know. Oh...

[Devons Daddy]

I sent you a text to let you know. Oh.

you work in IT tech support dont you.

[Dandontdare]

Was it prongs-up underneath my foot when I leaped out of bed to answer the phone yesterday? If so, BASTARD! if that was mine, I take it all back.

[Proudhuff]

It not where it should be so try looking somewhere else, instead of looking back in the same place over and over. If that fails give up and do something else THEN it will turn up by its self.

[Trout]

Well, we have the same model of phone, so you only have two fucking days to find it before the phone conks out.

Cue Mission Impossible music...

[Kerrin]

Is it still in the wall?

[the shutdown man]

Is it attached to a bomb somewhere, so that ringing it will set it off? If so, you probably don't want to ring it. Or find it.

[zombemybabynow]

Based in a call centre in India and 'charging' too much?

[Tiplodocus]

Charge already gone... SIM card inserted into five year old brick of a phone.

Well I last saw it on Sunday and I checked under the chair and it wasn't there.

For reasons to complicated to go into, I think it is either in Augill Castle in Cumbria or up in Orkney about two miles from Cam Kennedy's house.