Why am I banned?

[Wellsybeer]

Ssssh! It's Pete Wells here! Apparently, I've just got a two day ban from the forum! What was it? Did you all find out I'm a dirty Volg? Do I smell? Am I Scojo? Did I unwittingly sell fake watches?

I can't live without my beloved forum for two whole days!

FREE THE SUNDERLAND ONE!

(Not) Pete Wells!

[Jim_Campbell]

What was it?

We made John Byrne chief mod. Don't ask what the reason for the ban was, unless you want another ...

Cheers!

Jim

[TordelBack]

The very fact that you were banned means that you must be guilty of something.  Stands to reason, dunnit.  I mean the Mods aren't going to ban an innocent man, are they now?  Try to see sense, and take your punishment like a man.  Etcetera.

[Dandontdare]

Just checked your recent posts - I put it to you Mr Wells, that at approximately twenty two minutes past two this afternoon, you did address The Mighty One as "Thargy".

Need I go on?

[locustsofdeath!]

Thargy? Really? Say it ain't so - say it was a typo, Mr. Wells.

[Peter Wolf]

I reckon the Geezer was fittid up meself.

Stands to reason dunnit ?

[Roger Godpleton]

Because you're a Muslim.

[Richmond Clements]

We had a vote last time you logged off. Baphomet demanded a sacrifice. You're name came out of the hat.

Sorry.

[pauljholden]

Wells is banned? AT LAST! I know I and my fellow art/script droids have been asking Tharg for months (possibly years in some cases) to have this Malcontent finally removed from the forum - though, to be honest, I've been petitioning for everyone but me and Leigh Girlyman Gallagher to be banned, and then the board will finally, FINALLY, be a true paradise, with us as Adam and Eve...

-pj

[JOE SOAP]

You must all cease communication with the criminal.

[JOE SOAP]

I've been petitioning for everyone but me and Leigh Girlyman Gallagher to be banned, and then the board will finally, FINALLY, be a true paradise, with us as Adam and Eve...

-pj

Which one are you PJ?

[I, Cosh]

Wells is banned? AT LAST! I know I and my fellow art/script droids have been asking Tharg for months (possibly years in some cases) to have this Malcontent finally removed from the forum - though, to be honest, I've been petitioning for everyone but me and Leigh Girlyman Gallagher to be banned, and then the board will finally, FINALLY, be a true paradise, with us as Adam and Eve...

-pj

So that's the sort of twisted union that created Seth...

[Peter Wolf]

What was it?

We made John Byrne chief mod. Don't ask what the reason for the ban was, unless you want another ...

Cheers!

Jim

Hey Guys and Girls !

Its not too much to ask is it if you all could well ...like ...conform to every single dictat and not like contradict anything i say ... like ever   ??

Is It ??

I cant wait too see the response to this simple request.

He was Banned OK !!

I dont have to give a reason WHY and if i want i can ban someone just because i feel like it.

[Jim_Campbell]

No, but seriously, guys ... why is the Wellster banned?

Cheers

Jim

[Trout]

For getting loads of great commissions done, then bloody showing off!