I don't understand the appeal of...

[Paul faplad Finch]

I quite fancy a couple of the Loose Women. 

[radiator]

For God's sake man don't say Carol McGiffen or that bloody Nolan woman.

[Paul faplad Finch]

Okay, I won't say Carol McGiffen

[vzzbux]

Loose women. Utter tosh.
If they made a program called loose men and had a load of gas bagging men slagging off women like they do men then it would be branded sexist and hauled off the air.





V

[Hoagy]

...Calling it SEAFOOD sauce. There's no seafood in it.

[House of Usher]

...Calling it SEAFOOD sauce. There's no seafood in it.

Thank goodness! What might that taste like otherwise? Garum?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garum

[dancornwell]

it makes me cry when the tv box freezes on that crap and i have to put up with menopausal women winging about blokes, who lets be honest, spend most their time doing their upmost to NOT upset the lady in their life. i love my mrs by the way, she's great

[I, Cosh]

...Calling it SEAFOOD sauce. There's no seafood in it.

What about Daddy's then?

[Hoagy]

...Calling it SEAFOOD sauce. There's no seafood in it.

What about Daddy's then?

That's a sub-section of *Brown* sauce, though int it (rhetorical)?

[House of Usher]

Putting brown sauce on seafood would be a gastronomic crime!


(mind you, I'd say the same about putting brown sauce on anything)

[I, Cosh]

Ah, but you don't eat bacon.

[Hoagy]

At least there's brown in brown sauce, Ush.

I waaas thinking of SEAFOOD sauce on bacon sarnies, though.   

[House of Usher]

Ah, but you don't eat bacon.

I ate bacon until I was 19, but still I would never have put brown sauce on it. 

[Roger Godpleton]

Rose wine. Strictly speaking, I do understand the appeal because people are lame like that. Sparkling Rose just tastes like gross pop.



Bellowing which university you went to via the medium of sweatshirt and/or t-shirt. Today I saw some small child wearing a jumper which had "OXFORD UNIVERSITY" on it. Now it's possible she will enact her 60%-polyester-ordained destiny, but it's sadly just as likely she'll be majoring in taking psychiatric drugs. 

[radiator]

....Getting on the tube then looking round at all the other standing people holding on to the railings, deciding 'Oh I don't need to do that!', then looking surprised as the train starts with a sudden jolt which sends you flying back, arms flailing, into the person behind you.

I swear there's at least one of you cretins in every bloody carriage! EVERYONE ELSE IS HOLDING ON FOR A REASON!