The biggest cock in comics. Who IS. Not who HAS.

[Emperor]

Jesus, emperor, put warnings before links like that, some of us are at work.

Its only a link to an encyclopaedia after all. Everything there is for educational purposes only (although I am working on a theory that there is a group of Wikshibitionists who get their jollies from uploading pictures of themselves to use on the site - see the entry for penis or, ironically, exhibitionism. It is the new reflectoporn).

[Van Dom]

You made me look.
And in so looking I came across this startling fact in the "penis size" section...

"The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.84 in) when fully erect."

Surely there is something wrong with this statement. 4.84inches CIRCUMFERENCE? I couldn't even get my hand around that...

Am I missing something???

[Mike Gloady]

You're missing out on giving me a hand job.  If you can't get your hand round something THAT SPINDLY there's no hope for you and my penis.

[Emperor]

You made me look.
And in so looking I came across this startling fact in the "penis size" section...

"The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.84 in) when fully erect."

Surely there is something wrong with this statement. 4.84inches CIRCUMFERENCE? I couldn't even get my hand around that...

Am I missing something???

What you are missing is average sized hands. That's fine, no Jeremy Beadle gags here (it takes all sorts to make a world) but touching my thumb and first finger together and measuring the circumference gives a number close to 5 inches and I don't have long fingers.

Perhaps what you are missing is the difference between circumference and diameter (the measurement around the perimeter of a circle vs the distance across) - if your manhood has a diameter of 4.8 then I think you could be quite happy about that, although quite a few ladies might have to turn down your amorous advances once word got around. If you were of a radius of 4.8 inches then I suspect you are measuring it wrong (if you are actually measuring it at all - in which case you might want to look at a basic biology book to tell the difference between your old man and your thigh - usually you have two of the latter and the former is located somewhere in the general region between them. I'm sure someone will draw you a diagram if you like but I wouldn't trust them not to take the piss either).

Hope that helps.

[Peter Wolf]

You made me look.
And in so looking I came across this startling fact in the "penis size" section...

"The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.84 in) when fully erect."

Surely there is something wrong with this statement. 4.84inches CIRCUMFERENCE? I couldn't even get my hand around that...

Am I missing something???

Everyone knows that Wikipedia is not a reliable source of information and i reckon that someone has posted information about the genitalia of Elephants in the wrong Wikipedia section.

[Mike Gloady]

Not to keep bragging or anything, but how is a circumference (measure it by wrapping a tape measure around your chap - NOT the metal kind) of 4.84 inches so elephantine?  Thick, to be sure, but not freak-show material.

[JayzusB.Christ]

I'm pleased to see this new direction* for the thread.  Sometimes good things come out of bad.

*Note the subliminal message

[Peter Wolf]

Not to keep bragging or anything, but how is a circumference (measure it by wrapping a tape measure around your chap - NOT the metal kind) of 4.84 inches so elephantine?  Thick, to be sure, but not freak-show material.

Why ?

Because i thought circumferance was the distance across a circle and i have a 6 inch ruler right here and 4.84 inches is considerable in that context.Anyway the other comment i quoted was exactly what i was thinking.

[Mike Gloady]

Seriously Peter, get a tape measure out.  NOT the metal kind.  It's NOT that big.

[JayzusB.Christ]

Pretty sure circumference is the distance AROUND a circle.  Hence the term circumcision. Which is a thought that absolutely fills me with fear and horror, even though members* of my immediate family have had one.  
Interesting fact: The word 'schmuck' actually means the discarded... nah, nothing. Doesn't matter.



*Heh. I'm funny, me.

[Van Dom]

Right yes, of course, mixing up the old circumference and diameter there.
Phew, thank heavens for that I was starting to feel less of a man...!

[TordelBack]

Right yes, of course, mixing up the old circumference and diameter there.

There but for the girth of knob goes pii.

I can't believe that this thread turned out so well!

[Emperor]

Not to keep bragging or anything, but how is a circumference (measure it by wrapping a tape measure around your chap - NOT the metal kind) of 4.84 inches so elephantine?  Thick, to be sure, but not freak-show material.

Not that thick either I'd have thought It is only the size of a largish banana or a medium-sized cucumber.

I know a guy whose nickname is "Coke can" and it is in this context.

[Van Dom]

I know a guy whose nickname is "Coke can" and it is in this context.

Oh yes "I know a guy", nudge nudge, wink wink!
Such modesty, Emperor!!

[Emperor]

I know a guy whose nickname is "Coke can" and it is in this context.

Oh yes "I know a guy", nudge nudge, wink wink!
Such modesty, Emperor!!

You are, of course, overlooking the fact that everyone calls me The Emperor (or Emps or Mighty One or Merciless or just Master), plus it is supposed to be the same width and length as a can of Coke, which starts to be something you might not boast about.  Of course, if it was white with red lettering and had a ring pull opening on the end... then it'd be time to be worried.