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Is it the most WTF trailer ever??

Started by Goaty, 13 May, 2010, 04:53:50 PM

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The Enigmatic Dr X

The world is a scary and fucked up place.

Seeing this kind of... stuff... makes me anxious for my children. I feel uneasy looking at it.
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Roger Godpleton

Apparently it's not actually that gory.
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The Enigmatic Dr X

I can do gore. Gore's fun. It's the delighting in others' discomfort that I dislike.
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I, Cosh

It seems mildly disturbing, but I once saw a pirate copy of Cannibal Holocaust which had a trailer for a German film, the name of which escapes me, which appeared to be entirely about guys nailing their own cocks to bits of wood.

Not seen Robogeisha, but Tokyo Gore Police is a genuinely cracking film:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bNuHJmtTpQ
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Emperor

I was going to come and post the trailer to

Meatball Machine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1wkeMGlO14

Samurai Princess:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctXBVbbDWo

Machine Girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYVca57PqJM

All of which I've seen, a lot of which I can't explain.

But this beats that:

Quote from: wrly_bird on 13 May, 2010, 05:30:09 PM
If you think that's weird, check this out...
http://onlinemoviepromo.com/newplayer.php?id=3624

Out on June 10th? I'm in.

That said Human Centipede looks worth a look, even for those of us have pondered different ways to stitch together live humans that is still a surprising innovation.
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James Stacey

once you have seen the human centipede you cant unsee it :(

Peter Wolf

Quote from: James S on 18 May, 2010, 02:32:37 PM
once you have seen the human centipede you cant unsee it :(

I had actually forgotten about it until now   >:( 


;)

In time you will as well.

The idea of a deranged surgeon conducting experiments is something that hasnt been explored very much in horror films but i find it questionable that this scenario was chosen.

On the credits at the end it says "100 percent medically accurate" but unfortunately i am unable to comment or question wether it is or not.It seems very unlikely.
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wild-seven

Crivens, and I though PopBitch was joking when they mentioned it last year...
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Going to be a nightmare for them to escape by the time they've gotten their shoes and socks on he would have rumbled them again.  :-\

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JayzusB.Christ

I've just watched the Human Centipede. Jesus wept.
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Peter Wolf

Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 05 September, 2010, 11:49:26 PM
I've just watched the Human Centipede. Jesus wept.

I will be honest here and i am pretty much desensitised to onscreen gore and violence but i kept telling myself when i watched this film "this isnt real - this isnt real" .

That is true but the way i see it with this film is its something i only want to watch once and it doesnt have any merit whatsoever but i dont think it attempts to have any either as it is what is without intellectualising it.Its just someones warped sexual sado-masochistic fantasy with a weak excuse for a script wrapped around it to justify turning it into a film.

Theres no gore in it anyway but its the way i was empathising with the suffering and the humiliation and the degradation and the helplessness of the victims that i didnt enjoy very much.

This is the reaction i had to watching it.
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TordelBack

Quote from: Peter Wolf on 06 September, 2010, 12:17:21 AM
...it doesnt have any merit whatsoever...

Its just someones warped sexual sado-masochistic fantasy...

Warning!  Internal contradiction noted! 

That said, I won't be watching this.

the shutdown man

You're at the precipice Tony, of an enormous crossroads.

BPP

tsk.. .did none of you endure Boxing Helena?? Its way worse.. notably due to the presence of Julian Sands.

Human Centipede is meant to be quite good actually.
If I'd known it was harmless I would have killed it myself.

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