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Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« on: 20 May, 2010, 07:53:26 PM »
Rob Schneider lies, and talks crap.

Last time Rob was in the UK, he was starring alongside Sylvester Stallone in the somewhat-to-not-at-all acclaimed comic book flick Judge Dredd.
"There was no way to make people happy with that film," he says. "The die-hard Judge Dredd fans saw it and were, like, 'He never took off the helmet (in the strip). You can't do that!'
"But in the comic he wore tights and looked like a ballerina. I don't think Sly would've looked so good dressed like that - he wasn't called Judge Drag."

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Re: Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« Reply #1 on: 20 May, 2010, 07:56:59 PM »
OH ROB, you have signed your own death warrant.

Sentence to be carried out by vigorous application of Roger's mum.  To your botty hole.
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Re: Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« Reply #2 on: 20 May, 2010, 08:01:51 PM »
Dear Rob ,

  You are an unfunny asshole.

 Yours Truly , Everyone in the World.
...because I hate you.

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Re: Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« Reply #3 on: 20 May, 2010, 08:05:30 PM »
Another person to add to my list of people to KILL, when the time is right  ;)

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Re: Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« Reply #4 on: 20 May, 2010, 08:07:56 PM »
An extremely unfunny CNUT of a man.



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Re: Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« Reply #5 on: 20 May, 2010, 08:12:32 PM »
Hey, Cnut was a wise ruler of both Denmark AND Britain.  And the other thing that's spelt similarly is nice.  Both are reduced by being compared to that little fart.
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Re: Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« Reply #6 on: 20 May, 2010, 08:19:35 PM »
Clearly Dick has no idea of Dredd to come out with such a bone comment. Lets string the bastard up.





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Re: Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« Reply #7 on: 20 May, 2010, 08:42:05 PM »
Rob should team up with Jim Belushi, Carlos Mencia, and Larry The Cable Guy to make the unfunniest film since Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother.
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Re: Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« Reply #8 on: 20 May, 2010, 08:44:33 PM »
You forgot Robin Williams, Ben Stiller and Jim Carey, but yeah.  Good idea.
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Re: Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« Reply #9 on: 20 May, 2010, 08:46:31 PM »
I resent the fact that a portion of the worlds oxygen is squandered on Rob Schneider.

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Re: Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« Reply #10 on: 20 May, 2010, 08:56:18 PM »
You forgot Robin Williams, Ben Stiller and Jim Carey, but yeah.  Good idea.
I try to forget Robin Williams. I'm not sure which is worse his films or his stand-up.
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Re: Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« Reply #11 on: 20 May, 2010, 08:57:06 PM »
He's an arsehole.

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Re: Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« Reply #12 on: 20 May, 2010, 09:21:56 PM »
Rob who?

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Re: Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« Reply #13 on: 20 May, 2010, 09:23:14 PM »
I thought European Gigolo was quite good.

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Re: Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003
« Reply #14 on: 20 May, 2010, 09:35:03 PM »
Prof, be careful what you say. 

Especially with the purges going on round here and Emp, Trout & TS holed up in their fortified palace while we, the people, call for their heads.
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