Satan's Son?

[Mardroid]

The whole antichrist thing was the Apostle John writing using an apocalyptic literature style to critique the contemporary political situation with regard to Nero and the Roman Empire etc.

He also has a major role in the Book of Revelation, written by John. It's not stated if he is actually Satan's son though, albeit he is a son of sorts being a supernatural being serving the devil. He is known more commonly there as The Beast.

Well, there's the vexed subject of the Nephilim, for a start, who may or may not be Angels and may or not be fallen, but definitely seem to be non-human and definitely reproduced with humans, according to the Bible.

Genesis 6:4 "The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—and also afterward—when the sons of God went to the daughters of men and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown."

Another interpretation of that passage is that the Nephilim themselves were the result of the sons of God mating with the daughters of men. The Sons of God, possibly being angels.  Whether the nephilim were the angels or their sons, the suggestion is that they can procreate with humans, under certain circumstances. (Presumably by taking a corporeal male form they can have all the 'working equipment' too. It's not something they do with each other in general though.

Matthew 22:30:
"For in the resurrection they* neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven."

*Those who are resurrected in the final days.

[House of Usher]

Another interpretation of that passage is that the Nephilim themselves were the result of the sons of God mating with the daughters of men.

Ewww! That's like something pagan gods would do.

[Emp]

Damn those pagans....always getting to the bible with their .."we did that first"

[noodles]

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Genesis 6:4 "The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—and also afterward—when the sons of God went to the daughters of men and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown."

But, then, you knew I'd know that...

Cheers!

Jim

I was told by some scholarly type who likes this sort of thing that the 'men of renown' bit refers to the Greek heroes/demi-gods like Heracles and Perseus.

[Proudhuff]

Its not real, just make up anything you like, and THEN find it in the bible, everyone else has been for centuries.... oh and Burn the heritics!! all listed above

[mogzilla]

would the son of satan not be like the flip side of the son of god who is god himself ? times like this i wish my bro was a member he'd loooove this topic!

[M.I.K.]

Chris Tarrant is the Anti-Christ and I can prove it using facts.

FACT 1 : Chris Tarrant once presented "Tiswas", a show featuring a shadowy occult figure known as the Phantom Flan-Flinger. It also regularly had people being locked in cages and tortured in scenes reminiscent of Dante's Inferno.

FACT 2 : Chris Tarrant later went on to host "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" As you all know, love of money is the root of all evil. As if that wasn't enough, the incidental music heard in the programme is practically identical to the theme tune from the Omen series of films, which are all about the Anti-Christ.

FACT 3 : "Chris Tarrant" is an anagram of "I Anti-Christ, RAR!" if you add two more letter "I"s. Why do you need three "I"s? Because in many cultures, creatures with three eyes are known to have supernatural abilities. "I" is also the ninth letter of the alphabet, and what are nines? Inverted sixes, that's what! Three sixes!!!

Conclusive proof, I'm sure you'll all agree.


Next time : My theories regarding Noel Edmonds (or "Ole Demon Sod", as he should be known).

[Kerrin]

Good grief! It all makes sense now M.I.K.

I always thought Satan's son was Santa. All that red, appears from the fireplace...um...reindeers have horns...err...

[Mikey]

Next time : My theories regarding Noel Edmonds (or "Self Righteous Cunt", as he should be known).

Fixed!

M.

[Richmond Clements]

Chris Tarrant is the Anti-Christ and I can prove it using facts.

FACT 1 : Chris Tarrant once presented "Tiswas", a show featuring a shadowy occult figure known as the Phantom Flan-Flinger. It also regularly had people being locked in cages and tortured in scenes reminiscent of Dante's Inferno.

FACT 2 : Chris Tarrant later went on to host "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" As you all know, love of money is the root of all evil. As if that wasn't enough, the incidental music heard in the programme is practically identical to the theme tune from the Omen series of films, which are all about the Anti-Christ.

FACT 3 : "Chris Tarrant" is an anagram of "I Anti-Christ, RAR!" if you add two more letter "I"s. Why do you need three "I"s? Because in many cultures, creatures with three eyes are known to have supernatural abilities. "I" is also the ninth letter of the alphabet, and what are nines? Inverted sixes, that's what! Three sixes!!!

Conclusive proof, I'm sure you'll all agree.


Next time : My theories regarding Noel Edmonds (or "Ole Demon Sod", as he should be known).

This is the best thing I have ever read on the internet.

[The Big Man]

Pshaw ! Surely everyone knows that Mike Fleischer is the Anti-Christ !