My social life problem can anyone help

[SmallBlueThing]

Give her some cheese. It's guaranteed to work.

SBT

[mogzilla]

i've heard they prefer it without the cheese

[SmallBlueThing]

Yes, i was going to write 'push some cheese into her hole', but it looked... wrong.
SBT

[mogzilla]

yes i heard they prefer peanut butter anyway!

[Keef Monkey]

Yes, i was going to write 'push some cheese into her hole', but it looked... wrong.
SBT

I misheard my lady friend asking where her soup hole was the other day, turned out it was her soup bowl she was looking for, how we laughed! It was a slow day.

[House of Usher]

I spent the rest of the day trying to carm her down and felt that maybe it was not quit the right time to ask.

I would have thought that would have been the perfect time to ask.

[Dog Deever]

I spent the rest of the day trying to carm her down and felt that maybe it was not quit the right time to ask.

I would have thought that would have been the perfect time to ask.

Ah, the voice of an experienced lothario.

so she was pratickily in heresticks after that

heresticks sound good- anything that involves public burning is a sure fire winner.

[House of Usher]

I would have thought that would have been the perfect time to ask.

Ah, the voice of an experienced lothario.

I could have been really bad if I wanted to be, but alas, I'm not.

[gurnard]

Man I am on tenderhooks, when you going to ask!!!

[House of Usher]

Man I am on tenderhooks, when you going to ask!!!

Your impatience is flattering, but I'll ask you only when I'm good and ready.

[JOE SOAP]

Man I am on tenderhooks, when you going to ask!!!

Tenterhooks darling, tenterhooks and no heresticks from you either

It comes from one of the processes of making woollen cloth. After it had been woven, the cloth still contained oil from the fleece, mixed with dirt. It was cleaned in a fulling mill, but then it had to be dried carefully or it would shrink and crease. So the lengths of wet cloth were stretched on wooden frames, and left out in the open for some time. This allowed them to dry and straightened their weave. These frames were the tenters, and the tenter hooks were the metal hooks used to fix the cloth to the frame.

[klute]

Any news on this fairy tale?

[Cyberleader2000]

yea there is she was on her day off today

[Dog Deever]

Fucking ask her man- we're dying here,
and if you don't get a move on, Cosh will cop off with her.

[O Lucky Stevie!]

For Fuck's sake man don't even remotely consider for a femto-second compiling a mix-tape.