My social life problem can anyone help

Beeks · 27 January, 2011, 02:49:48 PM

Richmond Clements · 27 January, 2011, 03:42:58 PM

Quote from: House of Usher on 22 January, 2011, 08:38:27 PM
I remember Max Koneczny. He's married now, you know.

WTF?
Like, to a human?

Bolt-01 · 27 January, 2011, 04:05:23 PM

Really? Crikey...

The Doctor Alt 8 · 27 January, 2011, 04:12:42 PM

You might try ... flowers?
Nothing to big, a spray of carnations...... tescos do nice bunches for £2 and they'll last over a week.

Colin Zeal · 27 January, 2011, 04:15:59 PM

You can't give anyone a bunch of flowers that cost £2. It's insulting. Especially if you're trying to ask a girl out.

Emperor · 27 January, 2011, 05:35:04 PM

Quote from: Dog Deever on 27 January, 2011, 03:11:06 AM
Fucking ask her man- we're dying here,

Remember you can lead a horse to water, put you can't put lead in another man's pencil (although you can spike his drink with Viagra).

O Lucky Stevie! · 27 January, 2011, 10:14:26 PM

Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 25 January, 2011, 01:40:25 PM
I'm starting to wonder if this girl is real or not.

Stevie's starting to doubt whether Cyberleader is real or not.

Man up Emperor; it's been you all this time.

JOE SOAP · 27 January, 2011, 10:20:32 PM

Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 27 January, 2011, 04:12:42 PM
You might try ... flowers?

gay.

Emperor · 28 January, 2011, 12:49:55 AM

Quote from: O Lucky Stevie! on 27 January, 2011, 10:14:26 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 25 January, 2011, 01:40:25 PM
I'm starting to wonder if this girl is real or not.

Stevie's starting to doubt whether Cyberleader is real or not.

Man up Emperor; it's been you all this time.

Ewe got me bang too rites

The Doctor Alt 8 · 28 January, 2011, 04:13:03 AM

Quote from: Colin Zeal on 27 January, 2011, 04:15:59 PM
You can't give anyone a bunch of flowers that cost £2. It's insulting. Especially if you're trying to ask a girl out.

You don't leave the bloody price lable on you fool...

Likewise you don't turn up with a clarly V exspensive bunch either...

he should aim for "nice" not overwhelming...

That's like buying a bloody engagement ring on the 2nd date

Noisybast · 28 January, 2011, 08:59:20 AM

Just. Ask. Her. Out.

Nap Normal · 28 January, 2011, 09:13:25 AM

Do something that shows thought and creativity like an origami flower.

Spaceghost · 28 January, 2011, 09:42:47 AM

Write a letter in your own blood, semen and tears detailing exactly how you will messily kill yourself if she rejects you, then deliver it by hand and kneel in front of her, sobbing, as she reads it.

Either that or ask her if she wants to go to the pictures tomorrow night. It's up to you really.

GordonR · 28 January, 2011, 09:54:02 AM

Quote from: Noisybast on 28 January, 2011, 08:59:20 AM
Just. Ask. Her. Out.

What he said.

And, when you do, don't forget to tell her how you've spent the last two weeks discussing her and your romantic dilemma with a bunch of complete strangers on the internet.

She would really enjoy knowing that, and it would make her feel very special indeed, I'm sure.

Colin Zeal · 28 January, 2011, 10:18:06 AM

Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 28 January, 2011, 04:13:03 AM
Quote from: Colin Zeal on 27 January, 2011, 04:15:59 PM
You can't give anyone a bunch of flowers that cost £2. It's insulting. Especially if you're trying to ask a girl out.

You don't leave the bloody price lable on you fool...

Likewise you don't turn up with a clarly V exspensive bunch either...

he should aim for "nice" not overwhelming...

That's like buying a bloody engagement ring on the 2nd date

I'm not suggesting he'd leave the price tag on. I just can't believe that any bunch of flowers you can get for £2 would be much cop.