My social life problem can anyone help

[SmallBlueThing]

It's the "on men" bit that has me interested. Oh dear, I wish Cyberleader was my friend, so I could go round his house.

SBT

[mogzilla]

on men ,plural! 

[House of Usher]

Oh dear, I wish Cyberleader was my friend, so I could go round his house.

...thereby stopping him getting any action. Nice one, 'friend.' 

[SmallBlueThing]

Oh dear, I wish Cyberleader was my friend, so I could go round his house.

...thereby stopping him getting any action. Nice one, 'friend.'  

I simply meant to hide in his cupboard.

Amusingly along the same lines, I once stayed in a hotel in Manchester that had an alcove in one wall, containing a small sofa- and a curtain that you could pull across it, disgusing the fact that the sofa was there. We deduced it was a "wanking nook". I like to think Cyberleader would be kind enough to get his room remodelled with this in mind.

SBT

[TordelBack]

It's all gone very R-Kelly in here.

[SmallBlueThing]

The other thing I'd like to say, is that throughout this thread I realise I've actually been imagining Cyberleader as, well, as a Cyberleader. Of the David Banks variety. Further, I imagined that at the point when the lights went out and she whispered the immortal line, he turned to an imaginary audience, silently clenched his metal fist and uttered "E-e-e-excellent!".

SBT

[House of Usher]

If only that picture still existed from back in the day when the guy got his girlfriend to model the cyberman helmet he was selling on eBay.

[Cyberleader2000]

The other thing I'd like to say, is that throughout this thread I realise I've actually been imagining Cyberleader as, well, as a Cyberleader. Of the David Banks variety. Further, I imagined that at the point when the lights went out and she whispered the immortal line, he turned to an imaginary audience, silently clenched his metal fist and uttered "E-e-e-excellent!".

SBT

O god if I keep reading this gold Im going to die from lafter befor I get to nail her to her matris (I think this the right turm) 

[House of Usher]

Oh, I see. 'Mattress,' not 'matrix.' Thank goodness! There was me for a minute thinking you were planning on nailing her to her matrix! I've seen enough Star Trek; I know what goes on.

[SmallBlueThing]

I feel i should, belatedly, point out for any would-be pedants watching, that my 'wanking nook' is only not a 'wanking cranny'- arguably a more pleasing name- for one reason.

You try telling that story over the years and people not hearing "my girlfriend and i got into bed in our hotel room only to notice there was a wanking granny in the corner."

SBT

[Dode C]

From earlier in this thread re rubber Johnnies:

"good newes I do have a fresh pack bort for me by a friend one birthday his joke was I got you a present you will never be able to uses ha prove hime wrong I shall"

(a) How long ago was "one birthday" and (b) did anyone else notice the spirit of Yoda sneaking into  this steamy mix?

[Cyberleader2000]

From earlier in this thread re rubber Johnnies:

"good newes I do have a fresh pack bort for me by a friend one birthday his joke was I got you a present you will never be able to uses ha prove hime wrong I shall"

(a) How long ago was "one birthday" and (b) did anyone else notice the spirit of Yoda sneaking into  this steamy mix?

thanx you I thort no one had notised that I said it yoda style I atachily notised it arfter typeing it and left it alone as it was funney to me now about the pack it was bort about just under 2 years ago

[House of Usher]

They should be good until 2013 then. Check the date. If it says anything up to 2011, bin them and start again. Anything 2012 or later, you're probably good to go. But you knew that.

[Cyberleader2000]

It's the "on men" bit that has me interested. Oh dear, I wish Cyberleader was my friend, so I could go round his house.

SBT

o yea I shoud menchion she said she was bie (is that how its spelet) any way she may be pulling my leg on that one but who cares if it leads to a good lay

[JOE SOAP]

she may be pulling my leg on that one

You frakkin' wish!