My social life problem can anyone help

[JOE SOAP]

SHE'S A PRICK TEASE.

[zombemybabynow]

I fucking love the numskulls

[House of Usher]

I fucking love the numskulls

This ^ ^

[Jared Katooie]

Too bad you missed out, but at least you got to cop a feel. View this as a learning experience and you'll do better next time.

[Cyberleader2000]

Too bad you missed out, but at least you got to cop a feel. View this as a learning experience and you'll do better next time.

yea ive lerent one thing it seams nerily all women are teases and useres (note this also includs past experenises).

[Emp]

If theres one thing to learn here......its make yer move faster!!

[vzzbux]

Women are instinctively a shallow breed. Its all to do with getting the strongest gene and security for their offspring.




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[TordelBack]

yea ive lerent one thing it seams nerily all women are teases and useres (note this also includs past experenises).

You've had some bad experiences which inform your opinion, CL2K, but you are wrong here.  There's just as many female jerks as there are male ones (I always settle on 10%, in accordance with Sturgeon's Revelation), but the 90% that aren't are pretty amazing people by male standards.  They do seem a bit confused as to how best to use their obvious power over us, but you'll never find a more loyal, constant, uncomplaining, capable friend than a good woman (unless you get a dog).  Also, most of them have boobs, which is sort of a trump card.  Dog teats just aren't the same.

[JOE SOAP]

If you want to know everything there is to know about women start reading Dave Sim's essays, he's a feminist of the highest:


http://www.theabsolute.net/misogyny/sim.html

[JOE SOAP]

you'll never find a more loyal, constant, uncomplaining, capable friend than a good woman

Especially when she's a sex-apron.

[Noisybast]

Dog teats just aren't the same.

Yeah, but you do get more of them.





What?

[mogzilla]

 was going to say "what an anti climax" which seemed apt...move along please nothing to see here sir!

[Keef Monkey]

I don't like this ending, change it please.

[Brigantian]

I fele cheetud. I've bin lead ballon jest luke cibyr. Oh teh ironing.

[Mrpepperami]

Best to learn from it. You ever get that chance again you need to be round hers first thing the next morning with a bow on it to serve some sausage. She sounds like she was really raring to go, you probably could have gotten a rusty trombone off her.