End of the world 2012?

[Roger Godpleton]

Now that the last episode of Medium aired. I don't want to live anymore.

[Proudhuff]

Now that the last episode of Medium aired. I don't want to live anymore.

You should take up worshipping Peter Wolf, he is the one true source of all that is true and right in the world, lissen ya might lernsumfink!!

[Zarjazzer]

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Space skip? SPACE SKIP!? Well, yeah, technically you're right....

ACT NOW! OR DIE HORRIBLY!

I'm trying to sell a few things but the markets are full of more sharks than the Davos meeting. My pounds are paper the Euros kaput and the dollar is chinese. But I can assure you'll have that money or my names not [spoiler]Pirate- Dave- Back stabbing ship stealer the third.[/spoiler] Zarjazzer.

[vzzbux]

I am disappointed in you all. I would have thought at least half of you would have deposited your worthless funds into my awaiting end of the world account. Ah well there is still a year to go.





V

[Stan]

With Jimbo Hansen, John Holdren, Paul Ehrlich and Al Gore you have the four horsemen of the doompocalypse. I don't think either have made a correct prediction in their entire lives (did Jimbo predict he'd go senile?).

Personally I'm calling mass media hysteria and possibly a staged event of some kind. Definitely the former and maybe a continued build up of all the UFO nonsense throughout 2011.

I guess the majority of people are unfamiliar with the views shared by Holdren and Ehrlich etc but they all share the same mindset and political/ enviromental views that are comparable to Hitler and in some cases are much worse.

Al Gore has been very widely discredited as well.


All of them are unfit to be in public office.

But forced relocation and mass sterilisation is the new liberal. All we need is a hanger full of ovens and it's rock 'n' roll time.

They'll be first on the ships though. That is, If I hadn't tampered with their EcoLimos™.

[mogzilla]

theres nothing fun and lightweight about this sir do you realise how many polish women we'll have to sell into sex slavery to be able to afford kerrin's space skip?

Space skip? SPACE SKIP!? Well, yeah, technically you're right....

I've been watching my paypal account and so far I'm very disappointed in you all, very disappointed indeed. It'll be too late once the supervolcanic crust crumpling chaos begins. No use crying about your impending doom, as the planet goes tits up and shits itself, when swift fiscal action now could spare you the inconvenience of agonising death. Why not cough up and watch the apocalypse from one of our richly appointed observation lounges? As the patented "Quantum Parp Drive" wafts us up to mind buggering transgalactic speeds, you can sip your expertly mixed cocktail, and smugly smirk at the comical death throes of all the peasants below.

ACT NOW! OR DIE HORRIBLY!

HEY! i'm providing entertainment and the catering .i fly free!

[Something Fishy]

I am disappointed in you all. I would have thought at least half of you would have deposited your worthless funds into my awaiting end of the world account. Ah well there is still a year to go.





V

The way the banks are going you'd be safer keeping it stashed under your bed.

[Roger Godpleton]

Hey! Peter made a friend!

[Matt Timson]

FOOLS!


THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS ALREADY ENDING!

THE FINAL DESCENT OF HUMAN SOCIETY HAS BEGUN!

ONLY THE ONE TRUE RELIGION WILL SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE!

CONVERT TO TRIANGULARIANISM NOW, YE HEATHENS, LEST YE SUFFER AND DIE IN THE RUINED WASTELAND THAT AWAITS YE!

Heh... I'd forgotten about Triangularianism...

[Zarjazzer]

Kerrin, just one vitally important question- is there room enough for my cigars in this Russki death trap of yours? If there isn't I'm sure you'll make some by um "exiting" a few useless types. (Bankers, lawyers, do-gooders of any kind, popes, etc)

[Keef Monkey]

If this actually happens does that mean Cyberleader won't get to ask that girl out?