Valenites Day.

TordelBack · 14 February, 2011, 01:48:29 PM

I've just realised this thread has been totally off-topic from the first post - it's supposed to be about a celebration for those Minbari who follow the teachings of Entil'Zha.

johnnystress · 14 February, 2011, 01:50:24 PM

It is? Why didn't someone tell me that before i did this

http://deathsofthesaints.blogspot.com/2010/02/saint-valentine.html

Buddy · 14 February, 2011, 02:02:26 PM

... if she says 'If you loved be you'd do it/buy it/get it etc...'

Simply reply... 'If you loved me you wouldn't ask'...

Banners · 14 February, 2011, 02:07:12 PM

Quote from: Batman's Superior Cousin
Never had, never will!!!

Dammit - what a waste of a stamp. Royal Mail is so unreliable these days...

Goaty · 14 February, 2011, 03:52:22 PM

Sorry for this spoof of Valentine Day! lol...

Roger Godpleton · 14 February, 2011, 05:43:41 PM

Mum got me a big bottle of Stoli, a jar of Lunesta (I work nights and I don't really get into a routine enough) and a potato peeler. Thanks Mum!

COMMANDO FORCES · 14 February, 2011, 05:45:23 PM

Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 14 February, 2011, 05:43:41 PM
Mum got me

What's she getting us lot

The Doctor Alt 8 · 14 February, 2011, 05:48:07 PM

Well you certainly won't with THAT attitude young man....

Rog69 · 14 February, 2011, 06:55:33 PM

I've got a table booked for the wife and I tonight, it'll probably end in tears though because she's shit at snooker.

I, Cosh · 14 February, 2011, 07:16:41 PM

I'm off to hang around in the cinema foyer and try to chat up any woman who has to wait more than ten minutes for her beau to show.

Jared Katooie · 14 February, 2011, 07:24:28 PM

I talked to a lady on the phone today. She said she'd send me an e-mail explaining why she couldn't provide us with a copy of her Tax Clearance Certificate.

She didn't.

The Enigmatic Dr X · 14 February, 2011, 08:04:28 PM

We're so in love we've got each other the same thing for the last 13 years.

Feck all. 'cos it's a load of shite.

SuperSurfer · 15 February, 2011, 01:27:01 AM

I bought the Mrs one of those giant heart shaped metallic heart balloons. Not really, those things are pathetically tacky. Someone at work once had one tied to the back of his chair and I said to him "you have got to be joking."

Was up very late Sunday night making her a card. She got me some chocs and card. Was the first year we didn't go out for a meal. Neither of us felt like it this year but had been out Fri and Sat for her birthday. So stayed in and had cold left-overs.

Valentine's Day is a load of crap anyway.

Hero53 · 17 February, 2011, 06:22:13 PM

Valentines Day = Singles Awareness Day. So I didnt give or get anything because I didnt have anyone.

LOL, nah its ok. I very much enjoy being single. The only thing that bugs me about Valentines Day is how commercialized it has become. Just like xmas. Is everything about making money anymore?

Darren Stephens · 17 February, 2011, 06:40:20 PM

I got Dead Space 2 on PS3 and I got the girl some Vampire books she wanted. Romantic, eh?

Valenites Day.

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