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How do you want to leave this mortal coil?

Started by COMMANDO FORCES, 22 February, 2011, 09:17:51 PM

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COMMANDO FORCES

Okay folks, seeing as it's something we will all be doing, I thought I would start this happy thread :thumbsup:

How do you want to snuff it but more importantly, how do you see it really happening.

I would love to die around the 80's mark on a rollercoaster, as that would make me extremely happy and Carolyn could be on the telly saying (and meaning it) it's the way he wanted to go! Plus just think of all those other riders either crapping themselves or laughing and to top it all the ride would be closed for the rest of the day  :lol:

I reckon I will end my days confronting a gang doing something terrible and end up taking a few out before I hit the floor. I just feel this will be the way I go out, as I constantly seem to be doing this! I have numerous stories to tell about confrontations I have had and when I have left the scene thought to myself "Fucking Hell John, what are you doing!"  ::)

Okay, over to you lot. Remember it's how you want to go out followed by how you feel you will go out!

Jared Katooie

I'd like to pass away peacefully in my sleep. No pain, no fear, no fuss. Just <blip> dead.

As for the way I will most likely end up dying... A quick and agonisingly painful death from heart attack seems most likely. Given my sedentary lifestyle, terrible diet, and pessimistic outlook on life, there's a good chance this will happen.

Unfortunately, I believe in God and the afterlife, so, from my perspective, dying could be just the beginning of my problems.



Zarjazzer

I'm going out screaming on fire in a ultra explosive boom under the crushing tracks/feet of a alien tank/mech.

The Justice department has a good re-education programme-it's called five to ten in the cubes.

Richmond Clements


TordelBack


JOE SOAP

Dream: go out in a blaze of sour grapes.

Reality: we're all gonna die of cancer.

auxlen


Woolly

I'd like to die at an old age, in an accident so bizarre it ends up in the national newspapers.

Like spontaneously combusting in front of the queen, or something.

Spaceghost

Flying my spaceship into a black hole.




Although like all the other men in my family, I'll probably develop heart disease and then die, gasping and clutching my chest in the queue for the post office.
Raised in the wild by sarcastic wolves.

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Roger Godpleton

He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

johnnystress

I'd be happy to do a Tony Curtis and die in bed beside my wife/partner at the age of 85

If I'm single then it'll be off my face on heroin at an insane pagan orgy, at the age of 85

JOE SOAP


Gavin_Leahy_Block


DrJomster

Ha! There I was about to put something along the lines of "in my sleep in my eighties after I've had a good few years with the grandkids"... But now someone has pointed out the option of "flying my spaceship into a black hole" instead! *ponders*  :D
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Daveycandlish

I'd like to die laughing but knowing my luck I'd probably go of a stroke whilst straining a dump
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