How do you want to leave this mortal coil?

[HdE]

I'd like to die in my sleep, like my friend's grandfather did.

I wouldn't want to be aware that I was about to die, screaming in anguish and fear. Like the other people in the car.

[Adrian Bamforth]

I plan to live forever - and you know what? So far, so good.

[Professor Bear]

Taking as many of you with me as possible.

[Steven Sterlacchini]

not sure how I want to die, but I'd like a Hollywood style, viking chieftain's funeral. Complete with burning long boat, set adrift in the North Sea.

Steven

[mygrimmbrother]

I'd like to be towed above a city in a lifesize replica x-wing, then have the cable detached and plummet to my firey death as crowds of people look on in disbelief.

But it'll probably be a heart attack.

[Pete Wells]

What a lovely thread!

How I wanna: Boning Megan Fox please...

How I probably will: Typing some utter drivel on 2000... AD onliiiiiiiiighh... Thunk!

[Steven Sterlacchini]

I'd like to be towed above a city in a lifesize replica x-wing, then have the cable detached and plummet to my firey death as crowds of people look on in disbelief.

But it'll probably be a heart attack.

I think these guys may be able to set you up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZBEI-lH0W4

[Roger Godpleton]

I'm going to get into Yale University, then I'm going to own myself so that my roommate gets an automatic 4.0 for the semester, but then it turns out that I actually went to Yale in the past and that my roommate was on the verge of flunking out. My roommate was George W. Bush. ENJOY YOUR PRESIDENT, BITCHES.

[SquashedFly]

The way I came into it. Fat,bloody and disappointed.

[exilewood]

Hopefully, onstage, like Tommy Cooper & Howlin' Wolf. Ideally, during the crescendo of a brain-frying encore to the sound of thunderous applause. Not at the start of the show, which would just be lame.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Drunk in a santa suit.

[Grant Goggans]

Aged 99.  Skydiving.  Above the Empire State Building.

[Radbacker]

crushed under my full collection of 4000 progs.

CU Radbacker

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Y'know what? I'm not sure I like the implied threat there CF

[O Lucky Stevie!]

Proton decay.