How do you want to leave this mortal coil?

[SmallBlueThing]

Ignoring for a moment CF's assertion that he often "does horrible things in front of gangs" (there's a word for people like you, and it's the same one that applied to that girl I once saw naked, being mounted by a great dane in a backstreet in Brighton at 3am as a crowd of onlookers cheered them on), I'd probably like to go out very quickly and with no severe pain. Blown up, while shagging a sexy suicide bomber.

In reality, I expect cancer and a protracted illness leading to a heart attack at about 65.

Which is not good.

SBT

[Satanist]

I would like to go out in a hail of bullets.

I suspect I will go out from a cancerous heart attack while eating a deep fried something before I reach fifty. Hey-ho!

[Albion]

If my family history is any indication it will be a heart attack or cancer in my 50's so I have at least 10 years to enjoy yet.

[Colin Zeal]

I don't really mind, just so long as it isn't so odd/weird that it causes friends and family to cough nervously and look at the floor whenever my name is mentioned.

[Dandontdare]

Ideally, doing something massively heroic so they'll put up statues of me, such as throwing myself on a hand grenade in an orphange; or geriatric and balls-deep in a woman young enough to be my granddaughter.

Realistically, heart attack, cancer or emphysema seem most likely.

[davethomson]

I'm hoping to die a truly spectacular death, driving my flaming Vauxhall backwards into an oil refinery surrounded by cheering Greenpeace protesters, all of whom will be incinerated by the blast.

More likely to die like Beksinski though. Stabbed by my gardeners son during a break-in.

[mogzilla]

protecting my child from a pack of wild dogs but really the heart attack seems likely

i do know it wont be electrocution as ive had two chances both being wet in shower as it blew up!

[EddieHitler]

Quietly, quickly and as soon as possible!

Yes I know I'm a depressing little bugger

[EddieHitler]

it's the same one that applied to that girl I once saw naked, being mounted by a great dane in a backstreet in Brighton at 3am as a crowd of onlookers cheered them on

So you didn't like my Scobby-Doo costume then SBT?

There is just no pleasing some people!

[I, Cosh]

Scandalously, following an enormous bust-up with Ivo over whose turn it is to pay for the coke and Ferraris full of high-class prostitutes. All of which will be reported in the NME as "musical differences."

It's joining in the first place that might be the problem, given my total lack of musical talent.

[Mardroid]

Ideally, doing something massively heroic so they'll put up statues of me, geriatric and balls-deep in a woman young enough to be my granddaughter.

I'm not sure a statue like that would be appropriate! (Snigger.)

Die... how depressing. Hopefully peacefully and quietly in my sleep. (Yeah I know... boring.) Hopefully a good deal older than most people since it seems to take me twice as long to get stuff done. (As long as I age at a slower rate too of course. Which seems unlikely.) On the other hand, maybe that would just be dragging out a lonely life...

Likely: 60s or 70s of a heart attack or cancer. Both my Dad's parents died fairly young before they reached 60. On the other hand my Dad is in his late 60s and is going strong and the doctors have shown they can catch issues earlier and treat accordingly.

Say what one will about the NHS, it certainly has it's moments.

I rarely go to the doctors though, even when I should.

[locustsofdeath!]

Devoured by locusts.

[Dandontdare]

I KNOO you'd say that

[Colin MacNeil]

By myself on a hillside in the Scottish Highlands as the sun is setting. Looking westward over the world...with a flask of whiskey, the world's biggest spliff, a ghetto blaster with "Now that's what I call Bagpipes!-Volume 4" and a revolver (or somesuch other lethal thing). My place, my time, my way.

The reality? Probably a heart attack at my drawing table, halfway through drawing a page of Judge Dredd. Now, there's a reason for CF to outlive me. The LAST page of Dredd ever drawn by Colin MacNeil, complete with his dying breath! What celler could resist that?!

[Jim_Campbell]

Heart attack brought on by the exertion of stoving Sc*j*'s stupid receding forehead in with half a house brick.

...

What?!


Cheers!

Jim