How do you want to leave this mortal coil?

Daveycandlish · 24 February, 2011, 07:27:41 PM

How do I want go? Or how will I go?

hanging from the back of a wardrobe door with an orange in my mouth

But which is it? Not telling!

vzzbux · 24 February, 2011, 07:52:24 PM

To drown in a swimming bath full of tits.

V

HdE · 24 February, 2011, 10:49:09 PM

Quote from: Daveycandlish on 24 February, 2011, 07:27:41 PM

But which is it? Not telling!

I think it's a satsuma.

W. R. Logan · 25 February, 2011, 09:22:15 AM

"Rosebud"

or

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die."

Steve Green · 25 February, 2011, 11:14:42 AM

Probably shot by the police while waving around one of Dan's prop guns and commenting that it looks very authentic.

Tiplodocus · 25 February, 2011, 01:45:34 PM

I always thought it was "Gay as a Widow" (which doesn't make much sense either).

I'm certainly not in the same frame of mind as all of you people who would like to top themselves - seems very strange choice to me. I'll probably be sobbing and crying "please don't let me die" to any fireman, nurse, doctor or family member within range.

I haven't got a preferred method of shuffling away but I would like to be laughing with my last thought "Oh yeah, that's quite funny that is".

staticgirl · 25 February, 2011, 02:20:03 PM

Damn it Cosh I wanted to make that joke. If only I had not been buried with work when this thread started.

I just don't want to die alone. If I am surrounded my cats and dogs (which would be nice) I need someone to be there to stop them from eating me at the very least

TordelBack · 25 February, 2011, 04:54:51 PM

Quote from: staticgirl on 25 February, 2011, 02:20:03 PM
If I am surrounded my cats and dogs (which would be nice) I need someone to be there to stop them from eating me at the very least

Selfish or what!

Jared Katooie · 25 February, 2011, 08:28:42 PM

Quote from: Tiplodocus on 25 February, 2011, 01:45:34 PM
I always thought it was "Gay as a Widow" (which doesn't make much sense either).

I think the widow is "gay" because she's rid herself of her horrible husband.

On a related note, I've decided to make a small adjustment to my original post.

Instead of dying peacefully in my sleep, I'd like to transform into the ultimate lifeform, transcend mortality and become omnipotent and spend eternity ruling over the entire universe.

EddieHitler · 26 February, 2011, 05:40:01 PM

Quote from: staticgirl on 25 February, 2011, 02:20:03 PM
If I am surrounded my cats and dogs (which would be nice) I need someone to be there to stop them from eating me at the very least

8 out of 10 owners said their cat preferred Staticgirl.

A tasty morsel I'm sure

staticgirl · 27 February, 2011, 08:44:30 PM

Ha ha ha. I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted.

EddieHitler · 28 February, 2011, 07:54:54 PM

As Kenny once said "I mean it all in the best possible taste!" or there abouts.

Please take it as a complement as I am not one for dishing them out around my way all
that often

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At last I'm a Page Numbering Droid!

Emperor · 01 March, 2011, 05:30:17 PM

Reluctantly.

Quote from: Colin Zeal on 23 February, 2011, 02:25:34 PM
I don't really mind, just so long as it isn't so odd/weird that it causes friends and family to cough nervously and look at the floor whenever my name is mentioned.

I am quite the opposite, if I don't make the Fortean Times "Strange Deaths" column I'll be very disappointed. Hopefully, something that won't bring shame on the family for generations but will get a laugh at the fun-eral. Anyway got to rush, my appointment for a bee enema is in half an hour.

How I will actually go out - the way I arrived in this world: kicking and screaming with a cord tied around my neck, while being pushed out of a woman's vagina, with a number of concerned doctors looking on. I'm currently in negotiations for a test run with Roger's mom.

Michaelvk · 04 March, 2011, 12:32:17 AM

Interesting how a lot of you have gotten yourselves pegged as heart attack sufferers..

As for me.. Air strike, mid orgasm (not necessarily my own) or Darwin award.

Judge Palmer · 06 March, 2011, 01:31:35 PM

When my tired aged body is ready to release my spirit, with no pain, no regrets, just wonder and happiness at a life however fleeting it was completed and fulfilled to continue my journey onward.

Most probably will die before I reach 80+ by my body being mortally injured due to another persons actions, either by accident (automotive) or intent (attacked for money/possesions or assisting another from being attacked/abused)

Whichever way it happens I would like the people who knew/know me not to cry at my passing but rejoice at the life I shared with you and know I will be a part of you always!