Make your own...Human Centipede

[JamesC]

What three people do you think should be made into a Human Centipede?

Here's mine:

Front - Russel T Davies
Middle - James Corden
Back - Bonnie Langford

I'd like to hear Russel spout his sanctimonious clap-trap with James Corden stitched to his arse! This also means that Corden can't try to be funny and Bonnie can't sing or tapdance. Win, win, win!

[mygrimmbrother]

Excellent idea for a thread. There are too many twats to choose from, but I'll settle for:

Front - Sarah Palin
Middle -Jeremy Clarkson
Rear - Chris Moyles

[Emp]

Katie Price
Russell Brand
Piers Morgan

[Beeks]

Front - Jackie Stallone
Middle - James Corden
Back - Jo Brand

[SmallBlueThing]

Front: tony blair (so i can kick him in the face)
Middle: David Cameron
Back: Nick Clegg

SBT

[TordelBack]

Front: tony blair (so i can kick him in the face)
Middle: David Cameron
Back: Nick Clegg

Nice, you get a head start with the last two.

[Keef Monkey]

Front - Milla Jovovich
Middle - Janine Lindemulder
Back - Brody Dalle

I haven't seen the movie mind you, so I might be misunderstanding the concept.

[chris_askham]

Funnily enough, the movie is on Syfy tonight. With what I've heard, don't know if I'll bother...

[Van Dom]

Just noticed that Chris... Not sure if I should risk it myself....but...I probably will!!!

[Mardroid]

I probably will!!!

Me too. Cos, after posting to remind people on that other thread on Wed, I then managed  to miss it myself...

[vzzbux]

Front - Tony Blair because he started the shit.
Middle - Gordon Brown because he carried on with the shit.
Back - The Milliband Clone because he is recycling the shit.






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[Emp]

Damn, i need to remake mine.
Front: Jeremey Kyle (since he talks outta his arse he would be quiet for once)
Middle: Katie Price (i'm sure its not the first time shes been the meat in the middle)
Rear: Russell Brand (because he is one.I'd like to add that a rabid rottwieller  should be chewing on him.)

[chris_askham]

I probably will!!!

Me too. Cos, after posting to remind people on that other thread on Wed, I then managed  to miss it myself...

Just like I did last night.
Damn.

[mogzilla]

i was expecting some scary arthouse type film it was a bit low budget feel (which it probably was) the villain was too much the mad professer ,the centipede itself was ok and allowed you to imagine the predicament and empathise with them without actually showing anything gross.


any way, my list

back-jordan
and in no particular order russel brand and paddy mcguinness