Boarders with superpowers

[JamesC]

Seemed like fun so I joined in and what do I get?

Mendacity Detection

I'm a human lie detector. I always knew I would be a crap superhero but I didn't think I would be have the same power as a machine that has been around for the best part of a century.

You get to be the Jeremy Kyle show's resident super hero!

Well, i got... MULTIPLY!


"The ability to multiply an object or person. Also called Multiplicity, Duplication, Cloning, or Replication. Not to be confused with Animation or Creation, each unit is a copy of the original, and not independent."

Now then, wheres that tenner gone...?

I got that too! I can have loads of fun multiplying rare items thus decreasing their value! Take that, jonathan Ross's comic collection!

[Cyberleader2000]

this sucks Enhanced Durability

The power to sustain numerous blows of internal or external assaults before succumbing to the effects. Also known as Delayed Capitulation. yeay I can take a punch.

[Dark Jimbo]

Dream Manipulation

'The power to mentally manipulate, project and control dreams or manipulate dream powers, also known as Oneiromancy or Oneirokinesis.'

My crime-fighting powers know no limits!... as long as I wait until my enemies go to sleep.

[Something Fishy]

I got:

Incantation

"Naming a subject can allow limited control over the targets life or actions. Specific words or phrases may act like commands"

[davethomson]

You get to be the Jeremy Kyle show's resident super hero!

Now that sounds fun! The impoverished underclasses of Britian will revile me as a Super Villian of insurmountable power.

No benefit claim is too heartfelt to escape my steely gaze of truthiness!

[Judge Palmer]

I got:- Pheromone Manipulation

'The ability to psychically manipulate one's own pheromones as well as the pheromones of others for one's own purposes. The user can exude pheromones from the skin or mouth. With this ability, one could release pheromones that do everything from inducing attraction between subjects (or within a subject for oneself), to exuding amounts of pheromones strong enough to induce sleep, change emotions and draw crowds. These pheromones may induce a pleasure, or may put subjects into a state of high suggestibility (either of which is useful for limited mind control).

The user's pheromones may even increase stamina, slightly stimulate the healing process or (used offensively) cause foes to become disoriented, violent or extremely sick. One can issue a gas that makes people who inhale it more prone to seduction or suggestions. The victims are still in control of their conscious, but have weakened discipline.'

Sounds cool, not sure about 'issuing gases though' It all depends how I issue the gas I suppose!

[Ignatzmonster]

Insect Mimicry ??????

Look forward to using my stink bug powers on my enemies and then scuttling to safety. May have to divorce my wife and take a vow of celibacy: bug life does not end well for the sexually active male bug.

[mogzilla]

Omnipotence

i hear theres a blue pill for that


i got mediumism i see dead people!!!!

[Rog69]

Omniscience.
"The user's mind is unblocked to the entire universe. They know every answer to every question, past, present, and future."

My wife and daughter have this.


I got Omnilock
Omnilock is a divine ability to exist outside of everything. Similar to chronolock, but encompassing negative energy as well.

[exilewood]

Well, I got TURTLE MIMICRY. Users obtain TURTLE CHARACTERISTICS!. Useful that. Great.

[Keef Monkey]

That's easily the best one yet. And by best I mean worst.

[Jared Katooie]

We've got the makings of a super-hero team already!

So many strategies sping to mind... I can use my melding powers to mix up some titanium for Mardclaw. He can then inject it to make his fingernail claws even stronger.

Cyberleader can act as a human shield for Van Dom, so he can get behind enemy lines and blow them all up.

Mnemoman can use his memory-altering powers to help us get insects at the pet shop without having to pay. These insects can then be used to power up Ignatzmonster so he can tie up the baddies with silk from his arse, or something.

Keef Monkey can be our PR guy, since he speaks all languages.

davethomson would make a great attorney for all the inevitable lawsuits.

And if someone is drowning, I guess Exilewood could probably help with that, I guess.

[Minkyboy]

Summoning

The power to summon forth a object or organism. Also known as Induced Teleportation or Conjuration.
The user psychically transports the person or object of choice by means of static teleportation.

Kylie: "Strewth, not again Minky, how do you always know when I'm having a bath ya pervy Pom?!"

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Um, I got this?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power

Watt?


See what I did there?

[vzzbux]

Darkforce Manipulation

DarkForce Manipulation is power to control, generate, manipulate or channel dark force energy.

    * Darkforce teleportation: They can teleport by entering the Darkforce dimension, moving a short distance within it and emerging back on Earth a great distance from their point of origin. A span of miles on Earth can be traversed in only a few steps via shortcuts through the Darkforce. Some can teleport other persons or objects along with themselves in this fashion, too, a rarely used since most beings cannot safely traverse the Darkforce.

    * Darkforce Channeling: High-level users can channel Darkforce to create a field of darkness in their general vicinity. People enveloped by this darkness feel numbing cold and crippling fear, sometimes seeing disturbing visions. Overlong exposure to the darkness can drive people insane. Unprotected victims trapped in this dark realm are gradually drained of their life force, and presumably die unless they release them.

    * Darkforce Intangibility: Very high-level users can become intangible.

    * Darkforce Projection: High-level users can project the Darkforce into simple mentally controlled forms such as pincers, rings, columns, spheres, and so on. They can form objects with great resistance to concussive forces. They can form objects with a volume sufficient to encompass ten human beings comfortably. These objects are solid and well defined while they consciously will them to be. If they were rendered unconscious, they dissipate. Some can also project a beam of solid force, capable of impacting an object with sufficient power.
    * Darkforce Flight: Users can channel their dark force energy through their bodies and allow themselves to be projected into the air.


I would use this power to take over the world.



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