Boarders with superpowers

[Keef Monkey]

I like Jared's attack plan, mainly because I'm not on the frontlines in combat situations.

[Mardroid]

Coincidentally (or did someone get a probability altering power?) there's a programme about dark matter on the Syfy channel at the moment. (Not that I'm watching it any more..)

Okay, I suppose that's not the same thing as 'dark force' so the only coincidence is the word 'dark'.

I think the recent titanium injection might be screwing with my brain chemistry.... Mind you I've always been easily fascinated.

Cheers though, Jared.

[spoiler]HNNNNNGH. Ooh. That's good.[/spoiler]

[LARF]

Super Reflexes!

Cool!

[IAMTHESYSTEM]

Healing Powers.

I'm a healer. Take a hike, Jesus. The System will heal your pain.

I was a Care Assistant you know. But I didn't care for it much.

[SmallBlueThing]

Re-Animation.

Users are able to cause dead beings to regain life.

■Reanimated targets may accidentally become zombies, undead or ghouls.

Had to be really, didn't it? Well, either that of "Enormous balls".

SBT

[Ignatzmonster]

We've got the makings of a super-hero team already!

Mnemoman can use his memory-altering powers to help us get insects at the pet shop without having to pay. These insects can then be used to power up Ignatzmonster so he can tie up the baddies with silk from his arse, or something.

Hang on there Jared. Granted I've just gained my new found powers of insect mimicry, and I still have much to learn, but why and HOW does one "power up" using insects? Never saw Spiderman, Yellow Jacket, Ant Man, The Wasp (Marvel had a fuck ton of insect superheroes didn't they?) ever consume insects to engage their powers. That said, still very much on board for your developementally delayed JLA.

[Jared Katooie]

We've got the makings of a super-hero team already!

Mnemoman can use his memory-altering powers to help us get insects at the pet shop without having to pay. These insects can then be used to power up Ignatzmonster so he can tie up the baddies with silk from his arse, or something.

Hang on there Jared. Granted I've just gained my new found powers of insect mimicry, and I still have much to learn, but why and HOW does one "power up" using insects? Never saw Spiderman, Yellow Jacket, Ant Man, The Wasp (Marvel had a fuck ton of insect superheroes didn't they?) ever consume insects to engage their powers. That said, still very much on board for your developementally delayed JLA.

No, no, no. All you need is to be in close proximity to the insect you're mimicking. We'd just give you an envelope with some squahed spider sin it or something.

Also: Vzzbux - I like your style!

[The Legendary Shark]

I got Omnipotence, the titanically powerful ability in which one encompasses all superpowers.

The user can use all powers, having an infinite mastery over all of them. The user is also granted the ability to use all their powers indefinitely, as they have an unlimited supply of energy.

    * Can use almost any existing power and ability the user desires.
    * Control the forces of the universe.
    * Telekinetically move and alter a planets course.
    * Shoot bolts of energy that can destroy planets.
    * Immunity to any attack.
    * Immortality.
    * Immense Knowledge.
    * Take away a person's free will.
    * The divine power of creation.
    * Warp the very fabric of reality and space-time on near universal scales.
    * Change a person into another being.
    * Control and manipulate multiple minds.
    * Create exceedingly strong and powerful black holes.
    * Destroy/Create planets, stars, galaxies and even universe/multiverse.
    * Create sentient and intelligent life forms.
    * Control and manipulate time.
    * Omnipresence.
    * Control the natural forces.
    * Ressurect the dead.
    * Elemental Control/Manipulation (control and manipulate the five elements of nature: Water, Fire, Earth, Air, and Quintessence (pure life energy)
    * Omnilingualism/Zoolingualism
    * Creation and Destruction Abilities (on planetary, intergalactic or even universal scales)
    * Sound Manipulation
    * Sonic Scream
    * Portal/Vortex Creation: create portals, swirling vortexes, or wormholes to other planets, worlds, and interdimensional realms the user desires

Limits None, however, proper use of this power requires Omniscience, as otherwise the being will not be able to handle the incomprehensible, immeasurable power they possess, and will become intoxicated by it, going mad. Using this power properly requires tremendous levels of self-control, and the power and ability to resist the temptations the power presents.

God damn it. As if I didn't already have enough to do 

[exilewood]

I don't care what none of you say. With my super-breathing-underwater power, I will dive below the ocean waves & begin my own Exiled-Exilewood community; & all my begotten legacy will be born with super-strong turtle shells, which we shall harvest & sell as decorative turtle-shell stuff for guitar pick-guards and the like; and we will grow rich & with our super-turtle long-life, we shall wait & plot & brood, like super-turtle-exile-aquapeopleturtles, until all of you fancypants ubermensch have grown fat & lazy in your stupid Shangri-la, Xanadu, Kubla Khan Pleasuredomes. Then we shall rise up & create a new turtle-order, of, um, turtle...things...and...stuff...

[Something Fishy]

I'm more concerned now that my 12 year old son took one quick look at this threead and said "what a bunch of geeks".   

He's finally found me out.

[Dandontdare]

I go Adoptive Muscle Memory (like Taskmaster), so I'll be watching a lot of beach volleyball and ladies gymnastics at the olympics (for the skills obviously, not the tight leotards!)

By the way, MARDCLAW sounds like a particularly wimpy crab.

[Mardroid]

By the way, MARDCLAW sounds like a particularly wimpy crab.

Oy!

Sigh. Point taken. Trouble is the magic web-site only gave me the claws. Nothing else.

On the plus side I can perform a splendid short back and sides now without scissors!

All I need is to team up with a partner with healing or melding powers so we can reattach the ears afterwards and we could be in business!

[Michaelvk]

Self-Detonation

Ability To:
Explode.
The power in which one may let loose an explosion from their body and recover gradually afterward. Also known as Detonation, Nuclear/Atomic Explosion, Explosion or Self-Destruct

Not sure if I'm happy with that one, though is does explain one or two things..

[Jared Katooie]

As someone who works around delicate equipment and flammable materials, I imagine that the ability to explode would be extremely useful.

I'm more concerned now that my 12 year old son took one quick look at this threead and said "what a bunch of geeks".   

He's finally found me out.

Ah, he just jealous 'cos he doesn't have any superpowers.

[Zarjazzer]

Air manipulation?  I'm going to fart a new universe in anger at this pathetic power.