Help... I am being sold on Facebook..

The Doctor Alt 8 · 17 April, 2011, 07:09:07 PM

And the highest offer os only £25...

I must be worth more than that, surley...

Emperor · 17 April, 2011, 08:17:27 PM

I'm sure we can have a whipround and stop another one of our country's maidens being sold off into white slavery by unscrupulous Frenchmen.

I have a shiny bin lid right here ready to go, I just didn't realise I'd be using it to buy a woman.

The Doctor Alt 8 · 17 April, 2011, 09:22:20 PM

Hay! Wait a moment... I am far from bloody defenceless... And how do you know the higest bidder is French?

House of Usher · 17 April, 2011, 11:01:17 PM

...or unscrupulous?

Emperor · 18 April, 2011, 02:48:27 AM

Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 17 April, 2011, 09:22:20 PM
And how do you know the higest bidder is French?

Quote from: House of Usher on 17 April, 2011, 11:01:17 PM
...or unscrupulous?

It could always be Adrian with a jaunty beret and a funny accent, I suppose

The Doctor Alt 8 · 18 April, 2011, 09:56:26 PM

That is very unlikly... He hasn't got any internet.

SMOKESCREEN:ED:9 · 18 April, 2011, 10:02:32 PM

But I do!

exilewood · 18 April, 2011, 10:04:05 PM

It could be a certain Spanish gentleman?

Dark Jimbo · 18 April, 2011, 10:04:31 PM

I don't get it... Are you asking for bids?

SMOKESCREEN:ED:9 · 18 April, 2011, 10:05:15 PM

I'm not Spanish or certain.

The Doctor Alt 8 · 18 April, 2011, 11:06:23 PM

Quote from: Dark Jimbo on 18 April, 2011, 10:04:31 PM
I don't get it... Are you asking for bids?

I'm asking to be valued higher than £25 quid that's for bloody sure!