a new joke thread

[mogzillazarus]

kicking off with a royalwedding one -ish



 Kate middleton attends the chorley lesbian animal rights confrence to give a speech as part of her introduction to her princessly duties.
 however she attends the event in a red furred hat completet with a bushy tail.
there are some shocked whispers but no-one says anything until at the after dinner drinky poos one of the organisers approaches her kateness..

"thankyou for today your highness,but i must ask was the red fur hat really appropriate attire considering the event?"

kate replies "well i did wonder myself but two days before i approached prince charles for his advice on such events and asked him 'i'm attending an event in chorley do you have any tips?' and he replied "chorley?where the fox hat?"

[Mardroid]

Heh. Had to read the last line a couple of times before it clicked!