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Started by Richmond Clements, 09 June, 2011, 01:41:03 PM

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Quote from: Professah Byah on 04 March, 2012, 11:05:53 PM
I thought meteors were supposed to burn up in seconds? Isn't something that big traditionally Bad News?

I'm taking it as good news, until something terrible happens.
if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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The Legendary Shark

#166
You may be thinking of comets.

I'm not. I'm thinking about Halle Berry in 'Monster's Ball'.
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O Lucky Stevie!

Quote from: fonky on 04 March, 2012, 10:26:35 PM
I'm just going by the end of the Mayan calender : 21/12/2012.

Everyone is aware that the Mayans used calendars plural for different contexts? Most of which continue well beyond this December  ::)
"We'll send all these nasty words to Aunt Jane. Don't you think that would be fun?"

Gonk

coming at a cinema near you soon

Hoagy

Did anyone see the news at ten and the attorney of law, who just put it out there, that some espionage groups may be using dark arts???

MI6 say its not work related but he's been found in an outdoors pursuits bag locked from the outside and no trace of anyone being there, in his flat, coming in or out at any time of this incident.

Time to call Harry Absolom?
"bULLshit Mr Hand man!"
"Man, you come right out of a comic book. "
Previously Krombasher.

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staticgirl

No-one really knows what that poor lad got mixed up in but it just seems that his killers are forensically aware - which in my mind points to the secret services. Someone has done their best to smear his memory with rumours of his sex life too.

Hoagy

Wow! MI6 deny, well they say something as dismissive as; it's not work related, yet the lack of evidence goes to prove this is further than a crime of passion or indeed any form of erotic killing. Hang on though, there are extreme clean fetishes. No joke. It can't be ruled out.
"bULLshit Mr Hand man!"
"Man, you come right out of a comic book. "
Previously Krombasher.

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SpetsnaZ99

Quote from: George Dread on 30 March, 2012, 11:32:44 PM
Did anyone see the news at ten and the attorney of law, who just put it out there, that some espionage groups may be using dark arts???

MI6 say its not work related but he's been found in an outdoors pursuits bag locked from the outside and no trace of anyone being there, in his flat, coming in or out at any time of this incident.

Time to call Harry Absolom?

Police have released an image of a suspect they wish to speak with.....
You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

The Legendary Shark

I've recently started noticing a smell of detergent when it rains. Does anyone else get that, or is it just me?
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Roger Godpleton

That's a stroke, Sharky.

The gub'mint is putting stroke-gas in the clouds. Ron Paul will put a stop to all of this.

RON PAUL 2012.
He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

JOE SOAP


Roger Godpleton

That's the Dow Jones once he reinstates the Gold Standard.
He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

JOE SOAP

That'll be a free blo-job for Ron from Sharky then.

M.I.K.

Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 07 May, 2012, 11:41:33 PM
I've recently started noticing a smell of detergent when it rains. Does anyone else get that, or is it just me?

The smell after it rains is usually caused by bacterial spores and completely natural chemical reactions with organic matter. It's usually stronger around this time of year.

Or, if you live next door a Daz factory, it could be that.