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Has anyone seen Norwegian Ninja?

Started by JOE SOAP, 25 August, 2011, 05:08:28 PM

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JOE SOAP


Emperor

I haven't seen it (or heard of it) but I will.
if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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Goaty

That looks brilliant, must-watch!

what about other film from Norway, The Troll Hunter? Has anyone see it?

Hawkmumbler

Quote from: Goaty on 25 August, 2011, 06:53:19 PM
That looks brilliant, must-watch!

what about other film from Norway, The Troll Hunter? Has anyone see it?
It's freaking brilliant!
I can't recomend it enough.

I, Cosh

No, but there is now no doubt in my mind that I shall.
We never really die.

The Enigmatic Dr X

Frankly, there should be a Hive-Mind exclusive showing. That looks... arsom.
Lock up your spoons!

Daveycandlish

The trailer for Norwegian Ninja looks good, but in reality the film is about 90 minutes too long

Trollhunter on the other hand - can't wait!
An old-school, no-bullshit, boys-own action/adventure comic reminiscent of the 2000ads and Eagles and Warlords and Battles and other glorious black-and-white comics that were so, so cool in the 70's and 80's - Buy the hardback Christmas Annual!

Goaty

Saw the advert for The Troll Hunter, it out on 9th Sept!

Hawkmumbler

I got to see it early with my cousien who works at the BBFC. :P

I, Cosh

I still haven't seen it yet, but I got it in Fopp yesterday for three quid. Except a fuller review in about three months once I actually get round to watching it.
We never really die.

Emperor

Quote from: Emperor on 25 August, 2011, 06:43:40 PMI haven't seen it (or heard of it) but I will.

And now I have, and it found it... [spoiler]dull[/spoiler].

[spoiler]It is listed as an action comedy - there is a little bit of the former and very little of the latter. It just about managed to hold my attention for the thankfully short running time (77 minute, it might be one of the best aspects of this flick). I like ninjas, 80s action movies, pastiches of 80s films, Dead Snow (same producers) and Troll Hunter (in fact, I love that one), I just couldn't find it in my heart to like this.

I certainly couldn't recommend this to anyone unless they were Norwegian as they'd presumably get a kick out of the set-up (it is supposed to tell the secret history of a real-life case, a bit like a film showing that Thatcher and Scargill were really friends and their 80s conflict was misdirection while they dealt with an alien invasion*) and they'd be in a country far enough away that you couldn't come around to Chez Emps and punch me in the face (so no recommendations to Norwegian expats either), although they should really just go and punch whoever dropped the ball as the trailer was great, it is just the trailer contains all the best bits - so save time and watch that.

* Quick someone get Meryl Streep back in that wig[/spoiler]
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