Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 3D

[bigjobs67]

And what is up with all the racist stero types. 'Black Man Binks' and the flyin Turk/Jew alien twat that owns Anakin. WTF!
Why no fat beardy, money grabbin, creepy and socially inept film maker alien?
(Man I felt so robbed by it all)

[vzzbux]

So what are they going to do? Have everyone with an american/british accent and totally omit all other accents round the world. I am sure the Japanese version has the Nemoidians with a British accent.





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[bigjobs67]

Listen man just do me a favor and check out 'Phantom Menace Review' on the 'Tube of U'. This guy tells it like it is and is a funny as fuck @ the same time.

[radiator]

Even if it does, the British aren't stereotyped as being cold, ruthless businessmen so it wouldnt have the same nasty connotations.

Come on, even the biggest sw fan can see that a lot of the racial stereotypes in the prequels are at best a bit dodgy and Ill-advised.

[TordelBack]

... flyin Turk/Jew alien twat that owns Anakin.

Obviously not much of a racist caricature if you can't decide whether he's a Turk or a Jew.  Me, I saw a flying blue elephant alien with humming-bird wings running a scrapyard. 

The Jar Jar/Steppin Fetchit accusations are also pretty funny when the only two black men* in the universe are respectively the top Jedi warrior and the guy who blew up the second Death Star.  Jar Jar, on the other hand, is an orangey pink duck thing.



*Hugh Quarshie doesn't count, he's English.

[bigjobs67]

As far as Lu'KKK'as is concerned they're all the same thing. Jewish,Turkish. Not WASP!! He'll take their fuckin money though. Greedy bastard.

[bigjobs67]

The (and I'm gonna cut the fat c##t some slack here) possibly ill advised and not rigorously challenged enough by the arse lickers around him, formation and inclusion into the films of those 'Characters' (& I use that term characters loosely,cause they're shit). Puttin all that aside. Are u defending these fuckin awful, dull,shitstain films and if so why when we still have the first glorious three? Phew!! That felt good. 

[Spaceghost]

Look bigjobs, you're wasting your time. I've been through all this before with poor, deluded Tordelback (and one or two others on here).

He's been brainwashed beyond all rational thought into believing that the 3 impossibly shit films that pretend to be related to Star Wars are of any value whatsoever.

I only hope that one day, the scales will fall from his eyes and these piss poor films will be revealed to him as the re-heated dog shit that they are.

[vzzbux]

The thing you have to remember with the prequels is that he made them to rope in a new generation to Star Wars. Why preach to the converted. The kids of the Prequel generation probably looked at those films the same as we did when the first three came out all those years ago.
The Prequel generation are now taking their kids to see the 3D version. As are the Original Trilogy generation (Myself) Thus ropeing another generation to the Star Wars money wheel. With the success of the Clone Wars series that job was more than half done.





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[bigjobs67]

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[Spikes]

The thing you have to remember with the prequels is that he made them to rope in a new generation to Star Wars. Why preach to the converted. The kids of the Prequel generation probably looked at those films the same as we did when the first three came out all those years ago.
The Prequel generation are now taking their kids to see the 3D version. As are the Original Trilogy generation (Myself) Thus ropeing another generation to the Star Wars money wheel. With the success of the Clone Wars series that job was more than half done.

[bigjobs67]

Please.Please watch this. It explains it all in a much more eloquent and hilarious way than I ever could. And by the way. If I find out you've taken your kids to see these films I'll have no choice but to call 'Childline' and report you.
Just so you know.

[Spaceghost]

The thing you have to remember with the prequels is that he made them to rope in a new generation to Star Wars. Why preach to the converted. The kids of the Prequel generation probably looked at those films the same as we did when the first three came out all those years ago.
The Prequel generation are now taking their kids to see the 3D version. As are the Original Trilogy generation (Myself) Thus ropeing another generation to the Star Wars money wheel. With the success of the Clone Wars series that job was more than half done.





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The big difference is that as an adult, I can still watch and enjoy the original films. There are so many great characters, the story is ace, the set-pieces are exciting, there's progress throughout the 3 films for all the characters and you genuinely care about what happens.

The prequels might be liked by children but, let's be honest, children don't know shit. My kids have watched Care Bears the movie 2 about 25 times and it's absolutely crap. Ha ha! Bless 'em.

[bigjobs67]

He made them to flog more shit.
How much more fuckin money does that twat need.
He's gota fuckin Ranch!!!
I hope one of the many towers of millions of Dollar bills he has stored in one of his many silos on that fuckin Ranch falls on the fat bastard and squashes him flat whilst he's wafftin about counting it all and laughing like a drain

[bigjobs67]

@ least you find yourself 'Care'in about those damn bears.
Who gives a fuck about anyone in those horrible movies.
Anyone!
Darth Maul and he kills that twat off @ the end of the first one.
Sheesh.