Notice.

[M.I.K.]

I was sent to buy bin bags and this time I bought beer.

Sounds like a scenario from Sesame Street.

This leads me to believe Roger may be a Jim Henson creation gone rogue - possibly the one responsible for those dodgy statues in the background in Labyrinth.

Who is really pulling the strings?  Or what?

No strings. Worked from underneath. With rods.

[Dark Jimbo]

...Roger may be a Jim Henson creation gone rogue - possibly the one responsible for those dodgy statues in the background in Labyrinth.

Roger yesterday, wondering why Neil Buchanan won't return his calls...

[Frank]

What we have here ladies and ladyboys is the testimony of an unreliable narrator.  A cursory analysis reveals gaping holes* in this account. Are we expected to believe anyone would leave the house to voluntarily go to a Costa Coffee, let alone that it would take more than twice as long as the original projection?  What happened during those missing 55 minutes?  Why did it put Roger off the very idea of alcohol?  Who is really pulling the strings?  Or what?

Tordelback; you've taken a rudimentary communication, clearly written with a view to being explicable to someone with the reading ability of a drooling toddler, and subjected it to the kind of analysis normally reserved for Modernist verse. Have you been reading Colin Smith's blog again?

Unreliable Narrator? Pffst! The last time that school of criticism was fashionable, the miners were on strike. Round our way it's all Post-colonialism and applying the tenets of New Historicism to produce new readings of Paddington. I do like the prosody of Roger's bin bags distich verse, though. The use of alliteration reminded me of The Gawain Poet.

[Roger Godpleton]

I made a drooling toddler with your moo.

[Satanist]

Next time you go please buy me - 20 cigs, fag papers, beer, condoms & copy of chix with dicks!

[Large48]

I'm glad you got me bin bags for the boody parts.

[Frank]

I made a drooling toddler with your moo.

My moo?

[Roger Godpleton]

I meant to say mom. I guess I made a mistake. Your mom made a lot of mistakes when she was younger.

[I, Cosh]

What's Doodles?

[Roger Godpleton]

It's the local art supplies shop.

[vzzbux]

What's Doodles?

V

[I, Cosh]

It's the local art supplies shop.

Can't they just use Manga Studio like everyone else.

[JayzusB.Christ]

Your mom needs my log.

He's the Scatman.

[SpetsnaZ99]

Look, it's not that we mind, it's just that when you know you're going to be late back we'd appreciate an update.  We don't know who you might meet, what kind of shops you're going to, nothing.  And here we are, sitting by our computers as the minutes tick by, just imagining.

Anyway, you're home safe now and that's all that matters.  We'll say no more about it.

Your mom needs my log.

Roger needs to 'Log in' more often

[HOO-HAA]

What's Doodles?

V