why would a married man?

[TordelBack]

Remember when this board was about comics? Me neither.

The stated purpose of this sub-forum:

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[JOE SOAP]

Apparently these are natural formations:





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[House of Usher]

Why would a married man who has had a vasectomy need condom's ?

Because it's less messy that way?

By the way, top thread! My two favourite responses are Dracula 1's and Dark Jimbo's. But they are all good.

[Emperor]

Apparently these are natural formations:

I know, I've been there and have hundreds of photographs of "cock rocks."

[TordelBack]

I've been there and have hundreds of photographs of "cock rocks."

Is it like Mecca to your people?

[SpetsnaZ99]

Water Bombs.

Its bad enough getting hit with a water bomb, but when you look at your shoulder and find a soggy johnny on it, its 19 times worse

[Proudhuff]

Water Bombs.

Its bad enough getting hit with a water bomb, but when you look at your shoulder and find a soggy johnny on it, its 19 times worse

and it smells of piss

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Because it's raining and you want it to stay dry

[Roger Godpleton]

But if you put them over your're head then you'll will suffocate.

[Satanist]

Because he likes to visit prostitutes and I'll he'll be damned if he's trusting the cheap & nasty ones they use.

[klute]

Well, you may need to use them until you have a follow-up sperm count that reads zero.  This can take months.  Also if either partner is/has played around either with/without each other's consent, they may make good sense until an STD test can be arranged.

The luminous ones can be useful in a powercut.

The married man had them/used them for atleast 33 years he was married the question has come about due to only being able to think of untoward reasons and really i was looking for maybe a not so sinister reason for having them bar the fact other evidence would suggest more towards the untoward reasons

[Satanist]

I *think* there are different sorts of vasectomy (some more permanent than others) and *think* that you now have to sign a disclaimer that if it doesn't work you wont sue the hospital. Or go fucking mental at the wife.

Maybe he just really didn't trust the NHS and really, REALLY didnt want more kids?

[Proudhuff]

I *think* there are different sorts of vasectomy (some more permanent than others) and *think* that you now have to sign a disclaimer that if it doesn't work you wont sue the hospital. Or go fucking mental at the wife.

Maybe he just really didn't trust the NHS and really, REALLY didnt want more kids?

You can tell Satanist works at RELATE can't you?

[House of Usher]

The married man had them/used them for atleast 33 years he was married the question has come about due to only being able to think of untoward reasons and really i was looking for maybe a not so sinister reason for having them bar the fact other evidence would suggest more towards the untoward reasons

Ah, now it becomes clearer! I thought the guy who'd had the vasectomy was *you* and that the operation came with a three-month supply of condoms as insurance.

Maybe the answer really is 'because unprotected sex is icky.' Sleeping on the damp patch, and all that.

[Dandontdare]

Ah, now it becomes clearer! I thought the guy who'd had the vasectomy was *you* and that the operation came with a three-month supply of condoms as insurance.

see that's why you're a gentleman and I'm a cynic. I also assumed it was Klute, but assumed he was touting for plausible excuses 'cos he'd been caught out!