It is my Birthday

[Trout]

BUMP[spoiler]ing uglies with Roger's mom[/spoiler]!

[Frank]

26 years ago I was thrust out of my mother's womb into a cold, unfeeling world which had Irish people in it. I'd like to think I've done my part to try and make everyone's lives slightly better On my last birthday I had the first in a series of bouts with depression which I think are behind me now, but to stay on the safe side it's probably best that I emotionally blackmail you into keeping this thread on the first page of Active Topics all day Also I will murder the Discarray guy if this happens so I guess I am regular blackmailing you as well

tl;dr

[Ancient Otter]

Having never been directly targeted  by Roger's witticisms on the boards, I was beginning to feel a bit left out. However thanks to inclusion of his thoughts and feelings towards Irish people in his opening post, I can bask in the glow of knowing I'm just as equally despised as everyone else here. Thanks Rog! Happy Birthday, have a good one.

[Jared Katooie]

Happy Birthday Hyperclown!

You'll always be my favourite message boarder. Everytime I see one of your're elegant bon mots or insightful observations it's like there's a Chronos Carnival going on in my heart and also my pants.



Please accept this shitty picture as a token of my heartfelt love and affection for you (no homo).

[SmallBlueThing]

Happy birthday Roger- may you have a genuinely magnificent night that goes some way to diminishing your world-weary cynicism, that does not become one of your tender years. And i for one love your mom, passionately.

SBT

[Pete Wells]

Boston Pancake Roger.

[The Legendary Shark]

We're having a party for you in the Yap Shop.

Nobody's here.

[Misanthrope]

Happy birthday, dude.

P.S I've had your mom and her sister.

[I, Cosh]

Piss up a rope fuckstick.

[vzzbux]

Piss up a rope fuckstick.

One of my fave quotes.



V

[JOE SOAP]

I've ordered Astonishing X-Men #51 and a metal cast of the Lang of Fassbender for your birthday.


Don't use both at the same time- you'll end up with a bifurcated-hump that'll match your moobs.






and Happy Birthday.

[Roger Godpleton]

YOU WON'T BE SO FLIPPANT WHEN GOD IS JUDGING YOU

[JOE SOAP]

YOU WON'T BE SO FLIPPANT WHEN GOD IS JUDGING YOU

Had a birthday conversion have you?



and Emperor was going to make you a mod at midnight too.

[Link Prime]

Wha are yis all loike suckin up ta Roger Godcomplex???
Dis is de kinda Brit-huggin nonsense that most oirish fellas shudda had bred outta dem by der mammies.
Dis man hates our feckin contrary, and wohrst of all hates de Fassbender. I implore yis ta boycott his posts forthwit.

[Roger Godpleton]

Discarray guy is free to enjoy all his Prog 2's for the rest of his natural life.