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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6915 on: 27 February, 2020, 12:09:19 PM »

Baby, I ain't the answer to anybody's question.

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« Reply #6916 on: 27 February, 2020, 01:35:39 PM »
I dunno. If the question is 'who ate all the bloody biscuits?' I'd be inclined to look your way, Sharky.

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« Reply #6917 on: 27 February, 2020, 02:41:48 PM »

It's the dolphins.

All their biscuits are soggy.

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« Reply #6918 on: 27 February, 2020, 03:08:25 PM »
The dolphins went to Eton, then?
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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6919 on: 27 February, 2020, 03:17:30 PM »
Did you turn 42 today?

I did indeed! Well done, sir. I'm now on the fast track towards CodgerVille.

Did somebody mention biscuits? I'll have a couple of Ginger nuts to go with me cuppa.

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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6920 on: 27 February, 2020, 04:09:23 PM »
I'll have a couple of Ginger nuts to go with me cuppa.
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I couldn't not make the joke. Apologies to all redheads - death threats won't be necessary...

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« Reply #6921 on: 27 February, 2020, 04:51:45 PM »
The dolphins went to Eton, then?

Podwarts.

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« Reply #6922 on: 27 February, 2020, 06:57:07 PM »
Or a similar school.

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« Reply #6923 on: 27 February, 2020, 07:17:00 PM »

It still doesn't excuse the state of their biscuits. If you live in the sea you need tupperware, or at least an air-tight biscuit tin. It's just a no brainer.

And people say dolphins are intelligent. Pfa. They can't even keep their biscuits dry.

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« Reply #6924 on: 27 February, 2020, 07:31:32 PM »
I bet they keep their biscuits soggy on porpoise.

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« Reply #6925 on: 27 February, 2020, 08:24:38 PM »
And people say dolphins are intelligent.
Given that they are unable to keep out of tuna nets, I hardly think one is going to complete the Times crossword puzzle in the near future.

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« Reply #6926 on: 01 March, 2020, 05:16:03 PM »
So the government has announced the new Coronavirus Czar .....

Chris Grayling.

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« Reply #6927 on: 01 March, 2020, 06:39:27 PM »

I have a cold and everybody's looking at me weird.

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« Reply #6928 on: 01 March, 2020, 06:42:09 PM »
So the government has announced the new Coronavirus Czar .....

Chris Grayling.

He must be blowing someone.*

*By which I mean, of course, blowing them kisses.
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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6929 on: 05 March, 2020, 06:59:25 PM »