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Frank

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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6315 on: 02 November, 2018, 06:56:05 pm »





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« Reply #6316 on: 02 November, 2018, 08:44:20 pm »
That's as good a way as any.

Frank

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« Reply #6317 on: 02 November, 2018, 08:49:11 pm »






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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6318 on: 02 November, 2018, 11:44:35 pm »
The tie's too short.

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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6319 on: 03 November, 2018, 01:06:55 pm »
Wait,Buffy is getting a reboot(quell)?
For the love of crap...

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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6320 on: 03 November, 2018, 01:50:42 pm »

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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6321 on: 03 November, 2018, 02:04:10 pm »
 :lol: He shoots, he scores! 
“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest”

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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6322 on: 08 November, 2018, 04:08:37 pm »
After extensive research I can now reveal that the optimum time to buy a service station sausage roll is 8.15am.


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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6323 on: 08 November, 2018, 07:54:19 pm »
After extensive research I can now reveal that the optimum time to buy a service station sausage roll is 8.15am.

Could I politely ask for an answer to the following questions in the interests of reliability and validity;

1.  how are you defining 'optimum'?
2.  from what purveyor do you procure the aforementioned items?
3.  are they heated or chilled?
4.  do you consume them immediately or after having departed the service station?
5.  how many service stations did you visit in the process of this research?
6.  what would you consider the most appropriate cheese to use to remove a broken headphone jack from the headphone port of an iPod?
7.  what is the meaning of life?

Frank

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« Reply #6324 on: 08 November, 2018, 08:49:14 pm »


This really needs a montage, accompanied by Set On You, of a teenage Adolf at his desk, sketching out idea after idea, screwing up sheets of paper and flinging them in the bin, mussing his hair in frustration, showing a design to a friend who shakes their head, maybe getting up and doing a wee dance with a passing cleaning lady, before settling on the final design, punching the air, and running off excitedly to show Goebbels:





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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6325 on: 09 November, 2018, 03:42:59 am »
For dictator humor, I prefer springtime.

Which reminded me of revolutionaries.
fate amenable to change

Link Prime

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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6326 on: 09 November, 2018, 01:26:37 pm »
After extensive research I can now reveal that the optimum time to buy a service station sausage roll is 8.15am.

Could I politely ask for an answer to the following questions in the interests of reliability and validity;

1.  how are you defining 'optimum'?
2.  from what purveyor do you procure the aforementioned items?
3.  are they heated or chilled?
4.  do you consume them immediately or after having departed the service station?
5.  how many service stations did you visit in the process of this research?
6.  what would you consider the most appropriate cheese to use to remove a broken headphone jack from the headphone port of an iPod?
7.  what is the meaning of life?

Thank you for your interest in our project Tjm86 (if that is your real name).
To answer your pertinent questions:

1) Underside 5% too soggy / over side 5% too crisp.
2) Many different emporiums of high calorie minced pig intestines were sampled, including local favorites Centra, Super Valu, EuroSpar and Maxol. Alas, it seems 'Circle K' now has the monopoly in the immediate vicinity.
3) 15 minutes out of the oven.
4) One piece of piping hot sausage roll is normally consumed immediately, the remainder must await the short trip to the office for a complimentary cup of coffee.
5) All except the one that constantly has the magazines missing from the Sunday papers.
6) Only Halloumi has the necessary structural integrity to survive the process.
7) According to a 1980's episode of beloved children's cartoon M.A.S.K. it's "Love", but I have since verified that's a load of bollocks.


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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6327 on: 09 November, 2018, 04:29:43 pm »
Good grief, what a truly vile day.

JayzusB.Christ

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« Reply #6328 on: 09 November, 2018, 04:44:48 pm »
You're not wrong. I'm utterly fliuch go craiceann and have to work in my wet clothes till 9. Nobody in the history of the world has suffered more than I.
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« Reply #6329 on: 09 November, 2018, 06:38:56 pm »
I always thought Circle K was something made up for Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, but now they're real. Life imitating art?