Lessons learned

[judgefloyd]

Recently I finished a French flick called 'looking for Cheyenne'.  I'm also part way through an 80s Sherlock Holmes tv version of 'the Musgrave Ritual'.

From these I have learned:

- that if your romantic choices are between a cute but impractical French lesbian who refuses to drive a car, a monobrowed French lesbian who likes being nasty to people she's only just picked up and a whispy-bearded French ponce who writes silly posters and sleeps with high school girls, it's best to go with the first option
- don't annoy passionate Welsh women

what have you learned from film and tv lately?

[Dark Jimbo]

When someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES.

[strontium_dog_90]

Don't watch anything on ITV2.

Though that should probably be self-explanatory.

[Sapperjack91]

We all go a little mad sometimes 

[Mardroid]

Rick might seem like a nice bloke but don't twitch your hand towards your belt...

Seriously that, show might be really chatty and near soap opera at times, but that was like something out of a Clint Eastwood western. [spoiler] Except maybe even a bit more shocking as the 'bad guys' probably weren't really.[/spoiler]

[TordelBack]

Exposition is best served with a side of cunny.

[Syne]

Never shake hands with a gangster.

(I watched Drive a few days back)

[Dudley]

Make sure Michael Fassbender isn't really that into you before you have sex with him.

[judgefloyd]

I will Dudley, I will!  Which movie taught you that life lesson?

From Spiderman 4 (aka The Amazing etc) I learned that it's handly to have a girlfriend who's really really good at genetics and that people who are missing part of a limb never stop wishing they could grow it back.  Also that clinical experiment protocols aren't all they could be in the U.S