Get Fact!

[Dounreay]

Oh but we have.

Preposterous tales - now then, now then - preposterous tales in the life of Ken Mackenzie.

Be off with you Mr. WoD and come back with an actual fact.

'Post-its' were inspired by the ancient custom of writing messages on wooden posts then leaving them lying aroud in the vain hope that someone might read them. And that's a fact, Jack.

[Dounreay]

Oh and another fact. Apart from WoD, I reckon no boarder remembers another indie classic "I'm considering a move to Memphis".

Too much time spent listening to that John Peel, that's your trouble my lad.

[Capt.Zeep]

 I reckon no boarder remembers another indie classic "I'm considering a move to Memphis".

That was The Colour-blind James Experience, that was!

Do I get a prize?

[karne]

Although credited with the first successful aeroplane flight, Wilbur and Orville Wright were actually building a shelving unit when a strong wind caught it and Orville was forced to leap on to it in an attempt to stop it from blowing away.

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"Hey Wilbur! How come items in the MFI sale are the same price as when they're not having a sale?"  

[WoD]

'Mr WoD'

Thanks Dounraey, I like that.  

I found out recently that antelopes are allergic to sundew water melons.

[Devons Daddy]

fact.
eskimos have 134 words for snow.

likely this is neccary for the benefit of converations

[karne]

One time singer with the Boomtown Rats Bob Geldof is well known for his charity work with Live Aid. What people may not know is that he also raised a lot of money for hens that suffer with agoraphobia.

[Proudhuff]

Fact: There are more true facts on this thread than in a year's worth of The Sun newspaper.

[El Spurioso]

Using an experimental device allowing the user to bend space and time, Iraqi despot Saddam Hussain is impossible to kill because he spends all his time hiding inside his own eyebrows.  FACT.

[Jared Katooie]

FACT: The largest artery of the blue whale is large enough to drive a volkswagon beetle down it.

[Art]

Construction workers are racing against time to construct a giant glass gherkin in the heart of downtown London. Fact!

[Richmond Clements]

FACT: many psychiatrists could make a career out of the posts on this thread. FACT.

[karne]

Oil and water do not mix because they have opposing viewpoints.

[Oddboy]

You can not kill sharks with a rocket launcher.  GTA FACT.

[WoD]

FACT Tony Hart re-started his career in the mid-90's as an American pro-wrestler.