Get Fact!

[The Monarch]

fact: bison was actually written by garth ennis under an assumed name (god that was evil)

[Capt.Zeep]

God spends all his time on an outsize sofa, drinking beer and farting and laughing at his Creation on the huge TV in the corner.  Sometimes the Devil turns up and they get a bit lairy.  Polite callers advocating Pantheistic religion and tolerance of diversity are laughed off the doorstep and sometimes physically attacked.

[karne]

Football was invented by women.

[Devons Daddy]

computers are female.
evidence to this fact?
any minor mistake made at any time will be hauled up and used against you at some point in the future.

[karne]

ITV often employs hyenas when recording sitcoms so that you will know when to laugh when you watch the finished programme.

[Smiley]

Bushwick Bill, pint-sized dwarf rapper with The Geto Boys changed his name!

"My former name was Bushwick Motherf***ing Bill. My new name is Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir".

[karne]

"Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir".

So whats his nickname?

[Smiley]

Haven't the foggiest.

Link: http://imusic.artistdirect.com/showcase/urban/bushbill.html" target="_blank">http://imusic.artistdirect.com/showcase/urban/bushbill.html

[karne]

Hmm, after reading his explanation of his title, I would guess it's "gobsh*te".

[karne]

Giraffes are actually no higher than two feet tall. People who describe them as being large have no sense of perspective.

[Oddboy]

Actually Karne, they're described as "large" because they originated from the Manchester drug scene.

[karne]

"they originated from the Manchester drug scene"

I imagine that's why these people have no sense of perspective. Sorted!

[karne]

Bono from U2 say's that, "Without jam, society would collapse within a week".

[Devons Daddy]

Fact another real one.

In the 16th and 17th centuries, before commercial fertilizer was invented,Large shipments of manure were transported by ship. It was shipped in dry bundles because in dry form it weighed a lot less when wet. But once water hit it at sea, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began, a by-product of which is methane gas. It didn't take long for methane to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several were destroyed in this manner before somebody figured out what was happening. Once they determined the role that manure played in the explosions, everybody began stamping the bundles with the term "Ship High In Transit," so that the sailors would know to stow it high enough off the lower decks that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T," which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

[karne]

The Lord of the Rings was actually an autobiography.