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[Dudley]

The Queen Mother owned three vast warehouses filled with other people's cigarette lighters.  

[Roger Godpleton]

I am great.

[Funt Solo]

FACT! Dudley will not post the remaining posts on this thread required to reach the 4,261,625,379 post limit.

[nofuture]

Steve Coogan's brother was the singer from the mock turtles; 'can you dig it' fame.

[Peter Wolf]

 In days of old  a dead Rat was always used in the fermentation of Cider.1 barrel of cider always had a dead Rat in it.

[scutfink]

Squoze is not the past tense of Squeeze, FACT!

I don't care how many of you tell me it is, if you can't agree how to spell it it's not a word...

[Peter Wolf]

 If you are making custard dont stir it to mix it .Use a whisk instead and you never ever get lumps in it.

    Fact

[LARF]

Retro thread reimergence!

[TordelBack]

Bring back Karne I say, that was some funny stuff we were getting back then.

[Bolt-01]

FACT: There will be a new FutureQuake at Hi-Ex2 next month.

Details will emerge in time.

[WoD]

Did you know that Marmite is in fact collected from the anal secretions of spider monkeys?

FACT - I can't remember writing that...but haven't eaten Marmite since!

[Bouwel]

I will say that does explain the taste.

-Bouwel-

[Kerrin]

Just spent a couple of very happy hours reading the whole of this thread and some of karne's posts made me howl like a donkey. Pure unadulterated genius.

[TordelBack]

Ditto.

[Kerrin]

The hippopotamus is a member of the weasel family and keeps gin in it's teeth, thus explaining it's tendency to melancholic renditions of Tommy Steele songs.