Q & A

DavidXBrunt · 19 January, 2003, 08:20:45 AM

A - Practice.

Q - Is that any way to speak to your mother?

karne · 19 January, 2003, 08:28:54 AM

I don't know of any different way's to speak to my Mother, although I use a clairvoyant for her Mother.

Is it possible not to think of anything? (Have I set myself up here?)

El Spurioso · 19 January, 2003, 06:35:38 PM

A. ................

Q. If America attacked the UK, is there *any* way we could win a war?

Slippery PD · 19 January, 2003, 06:53:54 PM

a: yep. ask them for the meaning of Ironic......

Q: Why does nylon and hair smell the same when burnt???

Wils · 19 January, 2003, 07:19:17 PM

Q: Why does nylon and hair smell the same when burnt???

A. Because we all originally come from Stepford.

Q. Why aren't spoons sharp?

DavidXBrunt · 19 January, 2003, 07:30:50 PM

A - So that you can't slip and cut a huge hole in the back of your throat whilst eatingg semolina.

Q - If you could go back in time and change one event in your life, what would it be?

Capt.Zeep · 19 January, 2003, 07:32:27 PM

So it really really hurts when Alan Rickman uses one to dig out Kevin Costner's heart...

If the Earl of Sandwich and the Duchess of Towcester got together, and both were unwilling to give up their title, erm, and they had a son called Breville, what would his full name be?

DavidXBrunt · 19 January, 2003, 07:45:07 PM

A - Tim Healy.

Q - If you could go back in time and change an event in your life what would it be?

Malchidiel · 19 January, 2003, 07:51:27 PM

I'd make sure that my mother conceived me with someone else.

How low can you go?

DavidXBrunt · 19 January, 2003, 07:54:25 PM

A - As long as you need me to.

Q - Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Slippery PD · 19 January, 2003, 08:35:00 PM

A - who cares I fancied Jessica Rabbit

Q - why did the chicken cross the road?

Malchidiel · 19 January, 2003, 08:38:58 PM

Because he was stuck on the perverts nob.

Can pigs fly?

Slippery PD · 19 January, 2003, 08:52:18 PM

a - yep if you fire them out of a large cannon.....

q - Would you trade in girlfriend version 2.0 for wife version 1.0????

El Spurioso · 19 January, 2003, 09:08:31 PM

A. Depends.. Is there a good troubleshooting section and is the format user-friendly? Also, is it compatible with future upgrades?

Q. See above.

Slippery PD · 19 January, 2003, 09:42:59 PM

a - its processor and memory hungry, is bound by illogical actions. If you get Lover version 4.3, incompatibiliy occurs if both are run at exactly the sametime.

q - Copper Phthalocyainine, what is it?