Q & A

Quirkafleeg · 20 January, 2003, 04:48:26 AM

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.

DJFlange what the 'ek is that about then?

esoteric ed · 20 January, 2003, 05:12:04 AM

I think he's a plummer by day, DJ by night!?

Where were you on Judgement Day? (has this been asked yet?)

Ed

karne · 20 January, 2003, 03:51:10 PM

I was representing the human race in God's court. Sorry everyone, you're f*cked.

Did man really land on the moon?

Trout · 20 January, 2003, 05:07:41 PM

A - No, it was the Loch Ness monster who landed on the moon.

Q - What's the difference between a duck?

- Trout

Jared Katooie · 20 January, 2003, 05:31:03 PM

It's to even out the fact that prog 1324 is so easy to get.

If heaven is so great and angels so good then why did Lucifer and the others rebel against the man upstairs?

Oddboy · 20 January, 2003, 05:45:53 PM

They wanted more & got caught.

Slim Shady or Marshall Mathers?

DavidXBrunt · 20 January, 2003, 08:14:11 PM

A - Sue Lawley.

Q - Would you trust Matthew Corbett with your life?

petemaskreplica · 20 January, 2003, 08:22:42 PM

No.

Would you trust me with your progs?

i wouldnt...

Oddboy · 20 January, 2003, 09:04:31 PM

No.

Isn't "Molton Brown Ltd" a really disgusting name for a company?

damnandblast · 20 January, 2003, 09:30:01 PM

A - Depends what they're selling

Q - Que?

Nigel

Trout · 20 January, 2003, 11:47:34 PM

A - Don't mention the war.

Q - Does anyone else know what a rotoplooker is? :-)

- Trout

Malchidiel · 21 January, 2003, 12:49:23 AM

Rotoplooker (ro-to-ploo-ka) US n. Penis; chopper; whanger.

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Capt.Zeep · 21 January, 2003, 12:53:07 AM

I'm guessing it's something to do with removing acne....and of course the difference between a duck is, one of its legs is both the same.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

karne · 21 January, 2003, 01:03:11 AM

A.There are apparently a number of things we could do with the drunken sailor, these are:

1. Sling him in the long boat till he's sober,
2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over,
4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im.
5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline.
6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.
7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.
9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down,
11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under,
12. Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.
13. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers.
14. Put him in the guard room till he's sober.
15. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter*.
16. Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun.
17. Turn him over and drive him windward.
18. Put him in the scuffs until the horse bites on him.
19. Heave him by the leg and with a rung console him.
20. That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor.

*A relative of the cat-o-nine-tails

Q.Search engines: Do we really need them?

Malchidiel · 21 January, 2003, 01:08:37 AM

Heyyyyy! You didn't answer mine :(